Celeb Gagging Ellen!
posted by May 17 at 11:15 AMon
Yes, maybe Ellen went just a little “dyke overboard!” when she flew screaming from the closet way back in 1492, and she junked up her then sitcom with rainbow flags and big gay issues accordingly. The show, of course, soon tanked. But have you noticed on her NEW show—the talk show, of course—-that she seems mummer than mum’s mums when it comes to any and all donut rubbing whatsoever? That she addresses her lesbianisms almost not at all? (Baring the compulsive need to rub Jennifer Aniston’s feet whenever she’s on, naturally.) Have you noticed? Have you?
Well, I have, and I don’t even watch the damn thing. And now there’s an explanation!
According to some horrible source called Rosie O’Donnell (who is also rumored to be a former closet case who overcompensates just a itsy bit), Ellen is FORCED not to talk about gays, gay things, gay stuff, gayness, homosexuality, homosexuals, and any and all pursuant homosexualia on her show in any capacity whatsoever by the producers/network/powers-that-be, who clearly fear she’ll start twirling rainbow pride tassels from her tits and biking around the studio with a Harley strapped to each foot should they let her off her leash. Apparently, they don’t want another big alienating ratings disaster, like her old show.
Of course, Ellen’s repressive peeps have denied every word, and have just lately made Rosie detract her assertions. But liars fry in hell. So. Sad for them.
Who You Callin’ DYKE?