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Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Tonight on TV!

posted by on April 3 at 14:07 PM

First and foremost, you WILL watch the 6th season premiere of THE SHIELD (FX, 10 pm), because it is the best cop show ever. When we last left Vic Mackey and the Strike Team, obsessed internal affairs officer Kavanaugh (Forrest Whitaker) was closing in on the gang’s shenanigans, and Shane had lobbed a grenade into the car of co-Strike team member Lem, out of fear he was going to snitch. Nobody does moral ambiguity like this show, so don’t miss it!

In less interesting news, tonight at 8 pm (ABC) you can either watch the AMERICAN IDOL contestants slaughter the songs of guest Tony Bennett and laugh at Sanjaya’s latest hairstyle, or you can save yourself a lot of time and grief by showing up here tomorrow, where I will undoubtedly post the only watchable stuff. The choice is yours.

In slightly more interesting news, Heather Mills is now being accused of cheating on DANCING WITH STARS (results show tonight, 9 pm) because she’s using some kind of crazy, cyborg robotic prosthetic leg. Check out the video if you don’t believe me!

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I think to be fair the other contestants should be allowed to cut off one of their own legs and install a prosthetic.

Posted by delphia | April 3, 2007 3:48 PM
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Re: Sanjaya...You don't have to watch, but you do have to vote for him. c'mon, if for nothing else just to F with that stupid show. I'll post the # to call to vote for him later...

Posted by Mike in MO | April 3, 2007 4:27 PM
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Slight correction: the Shield is the best cop show on TV not set in Baltimore.

Posted by Doctor Memory | April 3, 2007 4:47 PM

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