Arts The Greatest Fat Joke of All Time
posted by April 30 at 9:57 AMon
In the comments Leeerker asks…
If someone lit Rush Limbaugh on fire, how long would his bloated corpse burn?
William Shakespeare gives us the best estimate, I think. In Comedy of Errors, Dromio of Syracuse has to fight off the advances of Dromio of Ephesus’ BBW girlfriend.
Marry, sir, she’s the kitchen wench and all grease…. if she lives till doomsday, she’ll burn a week longer than the whole world.