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Erica C. Barnett
on March 29 at
Uh oh, Jesus compass pointing north.
Thanks to this picture, I totally just answered the phone "This is boner"
which is worse?
I ain't spam! Look at the picture- Jesus has a RAGING BONER
And the kids are looking right at it, too.
"You've got the immigrants
I've got the spam
Let's make lots of money...lalala"
That's the kind of reporting that wins awards!
Now, if someone only made switches that really looked like raging boners... I'd have 'em in every room. Don't think I'll find that at Home Depot.
Erica! You could write a wiki entry for jesus kitsch! I'm not sure if they have awards for that, and it's open source, so no paycheck for you, but give it a thought. This is one of the many pearls you can offer the world.
Anyone know what skit ECB and JF are working on for the Gong Show? I have some suggestions.
Oooooh. I hate Erica and Josh sooooo much! Sooooo much that I can't tear myself away from their blog for even a moment. Sooooo much that I'm going to post comment after comment, which only helps make this blog of theirs look like a huge success.
Ooooooh, that's how much I hate Erica and Josh!
This is what catholic priests use to teach children how to play *turn on jesus's light switch*. Jesus's light switch stays on until you milk it. Then comes the ejactulation *corpus christi*, jesus's light switch turns off, and you say Amen. It's a common Catholic game. I guess you heathen have just never heard of it.
The children bear an uncanny resemblance to Orrin Hatch and Dr. Zaius. Is that intentional, do you think?
apparently it's a common theme:
I can't but notice that His hand on the little boy is way bigger than His hand on the little girl. And the figure on His pendant necklace looks like some type of teletubby.
I am not touching this with a ten-inch pole.
"make this blog of theirs look like a huge success." yet
Wouldn't screwing the thing into the wall feel like driving the nails into his hands before crucifying him? A light switch only Mel Gibson could love.
Welcome to Jesus' glory hole.
Jesus has a belly button that only Jim Cavaziel could screw. Mount Vernon in the house!
-- i want to buy one (or all) of these... cracks me up.
i just can't stop sending this to people i know. it's just too perfect. thanks, erica. cha-ching!
cha ching is right! $$$$$$$$$ -more jesus kitsch! the friendly kind that erica likes.
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