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Thursday, March 29, 2007

They Are Precious In His Sight

posted by on March 29 at 16:53 PM


Via Apostropher.

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Uh oh, Jesus compass pointing north.

Posted by Sean | March 29, 2007 4:58 PM

Thanks to this picture, I totally just answered the phone "This is boner"

Posted by sniggles | March 29, 2007 5:05 PM
Posted by trolls or spam? | March 29, 2007 5:20 PM

I ain't spam! Look at the picture- Jesus has a RAGING BONER

Posted by sniggles | March 29, 2007 5:42 PM

And the kids are looking right at it, too.

Posted by Matt from Denver | March 29, 2007 5:43 PM

#3 -
"You've got the immigrants
I've got the spam
Let's make lots of money...lalala"

Posted by Pet Shop Goy | March 29, 2007 5:43 PM

That's the kind of reporting that wins awards!

Posted by pox | March 29, 2007 5:58 PM

Now, if someone only made switches that really looked like raging boners... I'd have 'em in every room. Don't think I'll find that at Home Depot.

Posted by Matt from Denver | March 29, 2007 6:20 PM

Erica! You could write a wiki entry for jesus kitsch! I'm not sure if they have awards for that, and it's open source, so no paycheck for you, but give it a thought. This is one of the many pearls you can offer the world.

Posted by james | March 29, 2007 6:22 PM

Anyone know what skit ECB and JF are working on for the Gong Show? I have some suggestions.

Posted by ho hum | March 29, 2007 6:29 PM

Oooooh. I hate Erica and Josh sooooo much! Sooooo much that I can't tear myself away from their blog for even a moment. Sooooo much that I'm going to post comment after comment, which only helps make this blog of theirs look like a huge success.

Ooooooh, that's how much I hate Erica and Josh!

Posted by EXTC | March 29, 2007 8:23 PM

This is what catholic priests use to teach children how to play *turn on jesus's light switch*. Jesus's light switch stays on until you milk it. Then comes the ejactulation *corpus christi*, jesus's light switch turns off, and you say Amen. It's a common Catholic game. I guess you heathen have just never heard of it.

Posted by kinaidos | March 29, 2007 9:16 PM

The children bear an uncanny resemblance to Orrin Hatch and Dr. Zaius. Is that intentional, do you think?

Posted by Stephen in Chicago | March 29, 2007 9:30 PM
Posted by kinaidos | March 29, 2007 9:33 PM

I can't but notice that His hand on the little boy is way bigger than His hand on the little girl. And the figure on His pendant necklace looks like some type of teletubby.

Posted by Smarm | March 29, 2007 11:07 PM

I am not touching this with a ten-inch pole.

Posted by lawrence clark | March 30, 2007 12:30 AM

"make this blog of theirs look like a huge success." yet

Posted by Congrats | March 30, 2007 12:38 AM

Wouldn't screwing the thing into the wall feel like driving the nails into his hands before crucifying him? A light switch only Mel Gibson could love.

Posted by Milbarge | March 30, 2007 6:33 AM

Welcome to Jesus' glory hole.

Posted by monkey | March 30, 2007 6:58 AM

Jesus has a belly button that only Jim Cavaziel could screw. Mount Vernon in the house!

Posted by Sad you see | March 30, 2007 7:06 AM


Posted by Discorax | March 30, 2007 8:49 AM

-- i want to buy one (or all) of these... cracks me up.

Posted by Aaro)))n Edge | March 30, 2007 10:19 AM

i just can't stop sending this to people i know. it's just too perfect. thanks, erica. cha-ching!

Posted by ellarosa | March 31, 2007 8:38 PM

cha ching is right! $$$$$$$$$ -more jesus kitsch! the friendly kind that erica likes.

Posted by : ) | April 1, 2007 1:20 PM

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