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posted by March 30 at 6:45 AMon
Gonzales: Involved in prosecutor firings, according to former aide Kyle Sampson, who testified yesterday. Which means Gonzales, the top law-enforcement official in the country, lied to Congress. Which is a crime.
Rude Welcome: Bombs kill more than 100 on new US Ambassador’s first day in Iraq.
Shut It Down: Defense secretary Robert Gates tells Congress Guantanamo should be shuttered.
Shorter Phyllis Schlafly: Better lie back and enjoy it, because once you’re married, you can’t say no.
Charges Dropped: In goat spray-painting case (?!?).
Oh, Oh: Single women have more orgasms.
The Farm Bill: Why you should care.