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posted by March 22 at 7:01 AMon
Run, Al, Run: Gore suggests that Congress might want to think about maybe saving the planet.
More Subpoena Authorizations Coming in US Attorney Firing Scandal: Wait, are the Dems in Congress going to issue subpoenas to Karl Rove, Harriet Miers, et all, or not? What’s with all these authorizations? Subpoena or get off the pot, people.
Lying Liars: Tom Delay wrote a book! But did he read it? Can he read it?
Can’t Be Good News: John Edwards cleared his schedule today to hold a press conference with his wife. They going to make an announcement about her health. Mrs. Edwards is recovering—still, we hope—from breast cancer. Will Edwards drop out of race?
We Don’t Negotiate With Terrorists: But Italy does.
Wake Me When It’s Officially a Pogrom: Dallas gay bar vandalized, torched, burned to the ground.
Viaduct Voters: West Seattle and Magnolia supported the rebuild—in fact, the farther you get from the center of the city the greater the support for the rebuild. It’s the people that have to live with, and on top of, the viaduct that want the thing to come down.
Actually, Guns Do Kill People: Knives are so yesterday. Guns are now, baby. Man shot and killed in Columbia City parking lot. Man shot twice in South Seattle. Man convicted of 2003 shooting murder in drug deal gone wrong.
Unsafe At Any Speed: Old lady runs down even older lady.
Colbert Throws Down: Will Democrats “buckle on their balls” and impeach President Bush? Colbert hopes so—it may be the only way to boost Bush’s approval ratings. Dems may need to “impeach him twice,” says Colbert.