Arts A Curse Has Been Placed on Brendan Kiley’s Head!
posted by March 22 at 2:05 AMon
Oooh, Brendan, you shouldn’t have messed with Fay the Tattooed Psychic. Even though your column wasn’t all that mean—you say, “It’s hokum, but it’s pleasant hokum”—she is so mad she’s put a curse on you.
Her email starts with what sounds like a request for a correction:
wow what a great LIE you wrote about me. I never stated I was an ex boozer that was news to everyone who ahs known me for the past 40 years. I also have the entire show on video and it was reviewed and nowhere did i say I was a boozer! So I don’t appreciate your paper lying about me and trying to discredit me…..kind of a PUNK ASS shit thing to do Little Brenden! but everyone knew you would say shit, because that is what you do. I even predicted it on my last radio show before you wrote your silly article. Your paper is very predictable in Seattle my friend. Maybe you should stop boring people with your negative reviews and try soemthing new.
She goes on:
Brendon…i know you will never undestand anything I do or any kind of sprituality that is far beyond your reach. You are my friend, too predicatble and that is your problem. You are nothing but a little punk ass who does not have the balls to say anything to anyones face, so you hide behind a paper noone really reads. I don’t even read it and a friend told me about your silly article. Do you even know what metphysical performers are? Did you educate yourself at all before going to tthe show? Why didn’t you just say what you thought to my face little punk. were you scared that the dead people might get you? because now they will for sure! Couldn’t your little boyfriend protect you?
Um, Faye? Brendan’s straight. We sometimes make cracks about how gay it is that he’s the theater editor but we can only really get away with that because, like, he’s straight as a stick. Boringly straight. But he wears sweaters and collared shirts sometimes—maybe that threw you. Now, dead people?
You and your little lover, he was your boyrfirend right- come in free to our show and then all you can do is make fun of my weight and tattoos! Come On! Give me more than that! That was hysterical. I felt like I was in 6th grade again getting picked on by the boys who never get any attention so they pick on the fat kids! They think it is funny but they don’t relaise the fat kids are really making fun of them too because they are gay! ! Didn”t people make fun of you because you are gay…so why do you think it is ok to talk shit about people you don’t even know. Too funny! There is a saying in gypsy blood you may understand…what goes around comes around- and you my friend just opened a door to shit you may one day look back on and say “oh shit that fat tattooed psychic lady was right…my life is fucked!” Curses suck!
I don’t care if you call me fat, hell I know that dumb shit-I actually use to weigh 310 pounds so I feel pretty fucking good about myself- I don’t care if you make fun of tattoos…that is just stupid on your behalf…I don’t care if you make fun of my hard life- hell I chew pansy guys like you up and spit them out - you are nothing to me- but you did not need to lie Brenden- not good for you! shame shame shame! I basically think you are a coward and I can not wait to see you again so i can tell you to your face what I think- because obviuosly my balls are bigger than yours. And you want to talk poser! your boyfriend looked like he was in a 1980’s cover band- can you tell him it is not cute and that people think it is funny looking! Tell your boyfriend I said hi and Judas Priest Kicks The Scorpions ASS! i didn’t want to tell him at the show because I did not want him to cry.
Um, Faye? I think you might have read this all wro—
Until we meet again….and we will…in this life … not the next ! :)
I don’t know what that means, Brendan. But it sounds like you’re screwed.