Celeb Good Morning, Gossip!
posted by on February 1 at 10:02 AM
MISS USA TARA CONNER admits that being a coked-up drunk liar was ruining her life—but kissing other girls is still okay, right? RIGHT??
JOSH HARTNETT allegedly gets caught getting a “sloppy BJ” from two girls in a bar bathroom. Sorry, Josh… it still doesn’t make up for losing SCARLETT JOHANNSON. Loser.
As it turns out, SIENNA MILLER and HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN were NOT having real sex during their Factory Girl sex scenes. By the same token, you can’t really call what they were doing “acting” either.
LINDSAY LOHAN sends text message from rehab saying that all she wants is “McDonalds and sex.” And a drink… in McDonalds… while she’s having sex.
Sarah Silverman was jus ton the View.
It is about time that Miss USA actually represented the young women of this country fairly and accurately! Just look at Lohan, Hilton, Spears, Olsen. I wonder if Miss USA shaves it all off, too.
Dear Lindsay,
Plz call me. I can help on both fronts.
Sincerly,
[Name withheld because other people will invariably call you skanky and no-longer attractive and thus shoot me down as gross and out of place.]
"Sorry, dude. I don't text and tell." SQUEEEEE!
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