Homo “God Hates a Fag”
posted by January 23 at 8:53 AMon
Holy. Shit. This. Is. Hilarious.
But is it serious?
Sample lyrics: “Lord you are my strength, fill me with your love, help me fight these feelings… God hates a fag, God hates a fag, God hates a fag… To enter heaven, there is no back door…. Righteous man, get on your knees, there is no virtue in sodomy! Jesus my savior is the only man for me!”
God hates a fag? Whew! I thought he hated all of us! And if God only hates one of fag, shit, God isn’t even trying. I mean, right off the top of my head I can think seven or eight fags I hate. And “fill me with your love”? Is that the gayest lyric ever or what?
This video reminds me that South Park episode where Eric Cartman becomes famous for singing vaguely creepy Christian pop songsówith lyrics that echo “fill me with your love,” and, “Jesus is the only man for me,” and, “righteous man, get on your knees.” That South Park episode nailed the blatantly homoerotic, completely freaky sexual obsession that some straight Christian fundy boys and closeted Christian fundy homos allow themselves to have with their Lard and Saver. Can anyone find a clip of that video on YouTube? I tried and failedóbut I’m not a tech-savvy, at-risk youth. It needs to be posted alongside this one.
UPDATE: And here it is… courtesy of tech-savvy, at-risk Elysse… Eric Cartman singing “Jesus Baby.” Favorite lyric: “I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus…”
“God Hates a Fag” via Pandagon.