All in today’s heds:

Bringing new meaning to ‘firing blind’

The blind would be able to go hunting if a Texas bill becomes law. The bill would allow legally blind hunters to use a laser sight, or lighted pointing instrument, which is forbidden for sighted hunters.

Condoms a big problem for men in India

Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.

Bargains roasting on an open fire …

Conflagration in aisle 3: An electrical fire that filled an Ohio department store with smoke didn’t deter holiday shoppers, and firefighters had to block the doors to keep customers from coming in, authorities said.

Man fined for puzzling hotel pig toss

Kevin Pugh, 20, of Cedar Bluff, Miss., has been fined $279 for tossing a pig over the counter at the Holiday Inn Express in West Point on Nov. 12. Police speculated the stunt might have been “a redneck thing.”

(Thanks, Lin!)