??!! The Day in Ridiculous Sexism
posted by October 26 at 11:05 AMon
Down Under: Australia’s chief Muslim cleric compares unveiled women to uncovered meat, holds them accountable for their own gang rapes.
Across the pond: Kazakhstan’s most valuable export Borat (who arrived at the Toronto Film Fest in a cart pulled by six peasant women) wows the crowd at the London premiere of his film with another amazing speech. (One quote: “I have brought here with me my 11-year-old son, his wife and their new-born baby, who I am hoping to sell to singing transvestite Madonna.”)
In Savage Love: Dan and a doctor parse the finer points of the patently ridiculous Donkey Punch, wherein a man makes love to a lady from behind, tenderly punching her in the back of the head just before he climaxes, allegedly making her sphincter tighten delightfully. I first learned of the Donkey Punch from a female friend, who heard it being discussed on a shock-jock radio show in New York. To her great credit, she immediately phoned in to the station to tell them of the Viper Sting, wherein a lady makes love to a man, with the lady on top. When the lady is about to climax, she whips the knitting needles from her hair and drives them into the man’s testicles. (Yeah, it’s ridiculous, but I love the idea of all sexy women wearing hairdos that naturally involve knitting needles. Maybe they’re called “hair pins” or something, but needles are funnier…)