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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Caption This Photo

posted by on October 17 at 13:19 PM


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"Hey, Denny, watch me draw a big ol' dick stickin' into Mark Foley's mouth, heh heh".

Posted by Fnarf | October 17, 2006 1:26 PM

"That's a good play on words, Mr. President, but his name is pronounce BAY-ner."

Posted by konstantconsumer | October 17, 2006 1:27 PM

The (Imperial) Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the Emperor (president, oh, that's me!) has dissolved the council (rule of law) permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.

Posted by THE PEANUT GALLERY | October 17, 2006 1:28 PM

"and now.. Ribs!"

Posted by matthew fisher wilder | October 17, 2006 1:34 PM

Moments before the presidential bukake scene takes place, Bush signs an agreement stating he will in fact swallow it all.

Posted by * | October 17, 2006 1:37 PM

FUCK the Constitution! Plenary power, bitches. Plenary. Mutha. Fuckin. Powa.

Posted by tam | October 17, 2006 1:38 PM

Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Posted by Lord Acton | October 17, 2006 1:39 PM

"Semi-circle jerk"

Posted by GW | October 17, 2006 1:42 PM

big g, little e, little o, little r, little g, little e. next word, big b, little u, little s, little h.

Posted by ~~o~~ | October 17, 2006 1:43 PM

"Guess what fellers? I jes' signed all yer jobs outta existence! Now git outta here, afore I calls mah boys in an' has all yer sorry asses thrown out!"

Posted by COMTE | October 17, 2006 1:43 PM

it's the annual meeting of the double-chin club

Posted by twice as fun | October 17, 2006 1:47 PM

Okay, now that's three turkey & whole wheat - one no mayo, two tuna salads on rye, two roast beef on white, and one ham and swiss on rye, right? Anybody want chips with that?

Posted by May I Serve You? | October 17, 2006 1:47 PM


I *really* need a bathroom break.


Posted by golob | October 17, 2006 1:49 PM

"Well, I'd go for Kitty. Pricier than Samantha, but DAMN she's fine."

Posted by Noink | October 17, 2006 1:52 PM

Okay boys, what's a nine-letter word for brown person? First letter is "T"...

Posted by SS | October 17, 2006 1:52 PM

Ok, here's the phone numbers of the pages who won't "narc" on'll love little Bobby, he's got an American flag tatooed on his ass!

Posted by Done | October 17, 2006 1:56 PM

Julius Caesar, what a doofus! He had to invade France in order to emasculate the Senate and dissolve the Republic—because he was a pagan, see?

Me, all I have to do is sign the legislation the Senate sent me! That’s because I have a direct line to God, see?

Posted by B | October 17, 2006 2:01 PM

White Men Gone Wild

Posted by Biff | October 17, 2006 2:02 PM

Shit, I just realized what particular bill is being signed. So, now it's official.

"Goddamn motherfuckers gloating over how much power for the sake of power they can get their bloodstained hands away with. Motherfuckers."

Posted by Noink | October 17, 2006 2:14 PM

United States of America, 1776-2006

Posted by MoTown | October 17, 2006 2:22 PM

Okay so Bill's gonna draft the rookie from the Eagles, and that leaves Davis, Brown, and Johnson. Don, whose yer pick?

Posted by Bush | October 17, 2006 2:31 PM

Good call Karl, this x-acto knife really makes quick work of this here Consty-tution!

Posted by Levislade | October 17, 2006 2:46 PM

"I'm destroying the Constitution, ask me how!"

Posted by nancy | October 17, 2006 2:47 PM

Bush protects America from itself: the president signs in the repeal of the Bill of Rights.

Posted by Gomez | October 17, 2006 2:48 PM

The Bush Regime:

"Proudly taking rights away from US citizens since 2000!"

Posted by Monique | October 17, 2006 2:58 PM

"Okay, guys, now it's official. The Democrats are now allowed to burn the flag, and the Republicans are allowed to burn the Constitution, Habeas Corpus, and the Bill of Rights."

Posted by Geni | October 17, 2006 3:12 PM

GW: K-A-T. I got it! I got it!

Everyone else: Good enough! You made the A right side up!

Posted by Mer | October 17, 2006 3:27 PM

Finally, we have restored the constitution. Democracy for all white, property owning guys. But, can't we do something about those papists?

Posted by baka | October 17, 2006 3:41 PM

Alberto Gonzales, once again, sees nothing, so knows nothing

Posted by daisy | October 17, 2006 3:45 PM

You will never find the more wretched hive
of scum and villainy.

Posted by Michael | October 17, 2006 3:58 PM

Vice President Cheney afforded several key Republican lawmakers the opportunity to operate the President today. Here we see Rep. James Sensenbrenner (R-OH) using the delicate manipulation arms mounted on the President's dorsal housing to sign legislation allowing Sensenbrenner to eat a puppy. Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) and Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA) simultaneously and eerily rub their hands in anticipation of operating the Republican's primary legislative tool for their own pieces of pet legislation: Federal recognition that anal sex does not constitute a breach of virginity pledges (Graham) and protection from prosecution in cases where Nell is tied to railroad tracks (Hunter).

Posted by Stephen in Chicago | October 17, 2006 4:25 PM

trying to rip off dlisted Erica?

Posted by nice | October 17, 2006 4:32 PM

Caption: Bush Signing the Torture Of Women Prisoners Is OK Bill into law.

Posted by Will in Seattle | October 17, 2006 4:32 PM

"Do you think this cocktail dress is too 'Laura Bennett' for the challenge? My designs rule! Bryant Park, here I come!"

Posted by Mark Mitchell | October 17, 2006 4:37 PM

Okay, guys, any time you wanna hear the REAL thing, just pull on this here finger...

Posted by Austin | October 17, 2006 4:46 PM

Oh my god look at these sleeze bags!

The one military guy in the back who lost his balls along the way looks as if he was forced to attend the funeral of habeus corpus. It won't be forgiven.

Posted by Danny | October 17, 2006 4:51 PM

So, like, are you fags gonna to declare the winning caption?

Posted by D. Freykis | October 17, 2006 5:12 PM


Posted by josh b | October 17, 2006 5:19 PM

Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner, R-Ohio, operates the pull strings on the GWB-2004 model Republican signing puppet, authorizing well-fed White men to inject Brown people with paralyzing drugs and to beat them within an inch of their lives.

Posted by David Summerlin | October 17, 2006 5:59 PM

"Hideous Corpus"

Posted by treacle | October 17, 2006 6:05 PM

"Before the ink is dry this pen will be shoved up the ass of one of those brown terrorists"

Posted by StrangerDanger | October 17, 2006 7:28 PM

Ummmm ... That is Coach Denny, is it not, behind the president & with his hand in or on his crotch?

Posted by subhomo sapiens | October 17, 2006 8:02 PM

Well, I vote for comments 1,8,9,16,18,20,21,22,and 31, if anyone cares.

Posted by Rubbing my hands with glee | October 17, 2006 10:41 PM

Lessee, Ted Kennedy, he's a unlawful enemy combatant. And, uh, Cindy Sheehan a'course. And that Jewy singer with the big nose, Barbara Steisberg...say, which is the writey end of this thing anyway?

Posted by Gurldoggie | October 18, 2006 2:34 AM

The British IT press is getting in on it:

"Welcome to the Fourth Reich"

Posted by Treacle | October 18, 2006 10:49 AM

"Dude, I know you're excited about me signing this here torture bill and all, but could you quit shoving your tiny little woody into the back of my neck?"

Posted by Geni | October 18, 2006 12:10 PM

Quick note: Sadly, James Sensenbrenner, is the representative from Wisconsin, not Ohio, that doughy bastard!

Posted by RLV | October 18, 2006 12:12 PM

"Torture, wait - Torture R US..."

Posted by WHERE IS THE BODY? | October 18, 2006 1:05 PM

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