Slog - Comments on Caption This Photo http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo Copyright 2008 Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:19:00 -0800 Wed, 18 Oct 2006 13:05:31 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Fnarf "Hey, Denny, watch me draw a big ol' dick stickin' into Mark Foley's mouth, heh heh".

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477360 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477360 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:26:09 -0800 Comment by konstantconsumer "That's a good play on words, Mr. President, but his name is pronounce BAY-ner."

]]> konstantconsumer http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477362 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477362 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:27:05 -0800 Comment by THE PEANUT GALLERY The (Imperial) Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the Emperor (president, oh, that's me!) has dissolved the council (rule of law) permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.

]]> THE PEANUT GALLERY http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477363 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477363 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:28:17 -0800 Comment by matthew fisher wilder "and now.. Ribs!"

]]> matthew fisher wilder http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477368 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477368 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:34:04 -0800 Comment by * Moments before the presidential bukake scene takes place, Bush signs an agreement stating he will in fact swallow it all.

]]> * http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477369 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477369 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:37:05 -0800 Comment by tam FUCK the Constitution! Plenary power, bitches. Plenary. Mutha. Fuckin. Powa.

]]> tam http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477371 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477371 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:38:35 -0800 Comment by Lord Acton Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

]]> Lord Acton http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477372 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477372 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:39:10 -0800 Comment by GW "Semi-circle jerk"

]]> GW http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477376 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477376 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:42:45 -0800 Comment by ~~o~~ big g, little e, little o, little r, little g, little e. next word, big b, little u, little s, little h.

]]> ~~o~~ http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477377 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477377 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:43:07 -0800 Comment by COMTE "Guess what fellers? I jes' signed all yer jobs outta existence! Now git outta here, afore I calls mah boys in an' has all yer sorry asses thrown out!"

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477378 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477378 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:43:51 -0800 Comment by twice as fun it's the annual meeting of the double-chin club

]]> twice as fun http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477382 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477382 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:47:00 -0800 Comment by May I Serve You? Okay, now that's three turkey & whole wheat - one no mayo, two tuna salads on rye, two roast beef on white, and one ham and swiss on rye, right? Anybody want chips with that?

]]> May I Serve You? http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477384 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477384 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:47:16 -0800 Comment by golob "Condi--

I *really* need a bathroom break.

-B"

]]> golob http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477385 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477385 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:49:07 -0800 Comment by Noink "Well, I'd go for Kitty. Pricier than Samantha, but DAMN she's fine."

]]> Noink http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477389 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477389 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:52:27 -0800 Comment by SS Okay boys, what's a nine-letter word for brown person? First letter is "T"...

]]> SS http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477390 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477390 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:52:43 -0800 Comment by Done Ok, here's the phone numbers of the pages who won't "narc" on us....you'll love little Bobby, he's got an American flag tatooed on his ass!

]]> Done http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477393 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477393 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:56:49 -0800 Comment by B
Julius Caesar, what a doofus! He had to invade France in order to emasculate the Senate and dissolve the Republic—because he was a pagan, see?

Me, all I have to do is sign the legislation the Senate sent me! That’s because I have a direct line to God, see?

]]> B http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477402 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477402 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 14:01:59 -0800 Comment by Biff White Men Gone Wild

]]> Biff http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477403 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477403 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 14:02:45 -0800 Comment by Noink Shit, I just realized what particular bill is being signed. So, now it's official.

"Goddamn motherfuckers gloating over how much power for the sake of power they can get their bloodstained hands away with. Motherfuckers."

]]> Noink http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477418 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477418 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 14:14:30 -0800 Comment by MoTown United States of America, 1776-2006

]]> MoTown http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477428 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477428 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 14:22:20 -0800 Comment by Bush
Okay so Bill's gonna draft the rookie from the Eagles, and that leaves Davis, Brown, and Johnson. Don, whose yer pick?

]]> Bush http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477434 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477434 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 14:31:00 -0800 Comment by Levislade Good call Karl, this x-acto knife really makes quick work of this here Consty-tution!

]]> Levislade http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477448 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477448 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 14:46:33 -0800 Comment by nancy "I'm destroying the Constitution, ask me how!"

]]> nancy http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477450 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477450 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 14:47:15 -0800 Comment by Gomez Bush protects America from itself: the president signs in the repeal of the Bill of Rights.

]]> Gomez http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477453 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477453 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 14:48:48 -0800 Comment by Monique The Bush Regime:

"Proudly taking rights away from US citizens since 2000!"

]]> Monique http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477459 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477459 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 14:58:48 -0800 Comment by Geni "Okay, guys, now it's official. The Democrats are now allowed to burn the flag, and the Republicans are allowed to burn the Constitution, Habeas Corpus, and the Bill of Rights."

]]> Geni http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477466 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477466 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 15:12:41 -0800 Comment by Mer GW: K-A-T. I got it! I got it!

Everyone else: Good enough! You made the A right side up!

]]> Mer http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477475 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477475 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 15:27:06 -0800 Comment by baka Finally, we have restored the constitution. Democracy for all white, property owning guys. But, can't we do something about those papists?

]]> baka http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477489 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477489 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 15:41:14 -0800 Comment by daisy Alberto Gonzales, once again, sees nothing, so knows nothing

]]> daisy http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477492 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477492 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 15:45:43 -0800 Comment by Michael You will never find the more wretched hive
of scum and villainy.

]]> Michael http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477503 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477503 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 15:58:01 -0800 Comment by Stephen in Chicago Vice President Cheney afforded several key Republican lawmakers the opportunity to operate the President today. Here we see Rep. James Sensenbrenner (R-OH) using the delicate manipulation arms mounted on the President's dorsal housing to sign legislation allowing Sensenbrenner to eat a puppy. Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) and Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA) simultaneously and eerily rub their hands in anticipation of operating the Republican's primary legislative tool for their own pieces of pet legislation: Federal recognition that anal sex does not constitute a breach of virginity pledges (Graham) and protection from prosecution in cases where Nell is tied to railroad tracks (Hunter).

]]> Stephen in Chicago http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477519 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477519 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 16:25:58 -0800 Comment by nice trying to rip off dlisted Erica?

]]> nice http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477529 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477529 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 16:32:46 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Caption: Bush Signing the Torture Of Women Prisoners Is OK Bill into law.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477530 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477530 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 16:32:50 -0800 Comment by Mark Mitchell "Do you think this cocktail dress is too 'Laura Bennett' for the challenge? My designs rule! Bryant Park, here I come!"

]]> Mark Mitchell http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477535 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477535 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 16:37:42 -0800 Comment by Austin Okay, guys, any time you wanna hear the REAL thing, just pull on this here finger...

]]> Austin http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477546 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477546 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 16:46:19 -0800 Comment by Danny Oh my god look at these sleeze bags!

The one military guy in the back who lost his balls along the way looks as if he was forced to attend the funeral of habeus corpus. It won't be forgiven.

]]> Danny http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477550 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477550 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 16:51:09 -0800 Comment by D. Freykis So, like, are you fags gonna to declare the winning caption?

]]> D. Freykis http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477559 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477559 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 17:12:25 -0800 Comment by josh b
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

]]> josh b http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477565 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477565 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 17:19:34 -0800 Comment by David Summerlin Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner, R-Ohio, operates the pull strings on the GWB-2004 model Republican signing puppet, authorizing well-fed White men to inject Brown people with paralyzing drugs and to beat them within an inch of their lives.

]]> David Summerlin http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477583 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477583 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 17:59:12 -0800 Comment by treacle "Hideous Corpus"

]]> treacle http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477587 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477587 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 18:05:37 -0800 Comment by StrangerDanger "Before the ink is dry this pen will be shoved up the ass of one of those brown terrorists"

]]> StrangerDanger http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477622 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477622 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 19:28:52 -0800 Comment by subhomo sapiens Ummmm ... That is Coach Denny, is it not, behind the president & with his hand in or on his crotch?

]]> subhomo sapiens http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477636 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477636 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 20:02:01 -0800 Comment by Rubbing my hands with glee Well, I vote for comments 1,8,9,16,18,20,21,22,and 31, if anyone cares.

]]> Rubbing my hands with glee http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477689 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477689 News Tue, 17 Oct 2006 22:41:44 -0800 Comment by Gurldoggie Lessee, Ted Kennedy, he's a unlawful enemy combatant. And, uh, Cindy Sheehan a'course. And that Jewy singer with the big nose, Barbara Steisberg...say, which is the writey end of this thing anyway?

]]> Gurldoggie http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477729 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477729 News Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:34:23 -0800 Comment by Treacle The British IT press is getting in on it:

"Welcome to the Fourth Reich"

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/18/military_commissions_a_go/

]]> Treacle http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477858 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477858 News Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:49:46 -0800 Comment by Geni "Dude, I know you're excited about me signing this here torture bill and all, but could you quit shoving your tiny little woody into the back of my neck?"

]]> Geni http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477953 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477953 News Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:10:40 -0800 Comment by RLV Quick note: Sadly, James Sensenbrenner, is the representative from Wisconsin, not Ohio, that doughy bastard!

]]> RLV http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477956 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477956 News Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:12:21 -0800 Comment by WHERE IS THE BODY? "Torture is....no, wait - Torture R US..."

]]> WHERE IS THE BODY? http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477999 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/10/caption_this_photo#c477999 News Wed, 18 Oct 2006 13:05:31 -0800