Video Citizen Drunky Pants
My friend Brandon has a cat whose visage is disarmingly similar to that of the late Orson Welles. For reals:
Recently while visiting his cat, I was lovingly mocking the creature (as everyone who encounters it must do), asking him whether he would indeed “sell no wine before its time.” This juvenile taunt sent Brandon straight for Youtube, where he shared this delightful/disturbing clip of a visibly drunken Welles attempting to hock Paul Masson champagne. Enjoy:
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