Arts Goat Wife
The Decemeberists’ new record is titled The Crane Wife, and is based on a folk tale from Japan.
Is it too late to rename it The Goat Wife, based on this news story from Sudan?
This will, of course, require some rewriting. I humbly offer the following stanza (with a little gratuitous French because the Decemberists are fruity like that):
O! Goat wife! How I cling to thee.
O! Goat wife! I paid a fifty-dollar fee.
Me and goat wife cuddle when it gets chilly.
Mais oui we’ll name our first son Billy.