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Tuesday, August 8, 2006

There are a lot of stupid things in this world…

Posted by on August 8 at 13:10 PM

But this is by far, one of the dumbest products I’ve ever heard of.


Beer? For Dogs? Woof!

Non-alcoholic and non-carbonated, our Happy Tail Ale is the ultimate liquid refreshment for your best friend. Our brew is made with choice malted barley and filtered water, featuring all-natural beef flavorings. Plus, it’s fortified with Glucosamine and Vitamin E!

Sure, there are lots of ways you show your dog you love him: Taking him for a walk, giving him a belly rub, tossing him a few treats…but how about a beer? Of course, you can’t give him the same beer you grab from the fridge when YOU want a treat! Alcohol, hops and carbonation are bad for dogs. But what about giving him a drink that not only tastes good, but is healthy as well?

Your dog will love our Happy Tail Ale, cold from the fridge and in a flavor he loves!

Visit for more information. Or don’t.

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I'm just waiting for one of the usual trolls to find a way, however tenuous, to link dog beer with Israel.

Counting down...3...2...1...

Meeeaaaaat beeeeeeeer!


Geni - Beer sucks. Beer is a farce. ALL beer. Beer causes more wars than cancer and kills more people than Mel Gibson. Beer is responsible for all conflict, including all events in Israel.

No need to thank me - I'm happy to oblige!

If I had a dog, he'd drink whiskey or he'd get the fuck out.

Meat-flavored beer might have an audience other than dogs, though.....

Bush is the most pro-dog beer president we have ever had. America needs to stand strong with dog beer now. The Stranger has gone against conventional Seattle wisdom and been pro-dog beer. Bush is the best American president dog beer has ever known, and many in the Seattle Jewish community appreciate what Bush has done for dog beer.

Dunk your bible in beer and let your dog lick it. Piss beef-flavored beer on stupid believers. All religions suck dog beer.

The letters of "Happy Tail Ale" can be rearranged to spell "I yap at Hell, Pa!"

I smell Satanism!

Why does it need to be meat flavored? Dogs love regular beer.

I could see that product being a good gift for the insane dog lover who has everything. I would never buy it for my dog though. He's lucky I don't just leave the toilet seat up and call it good. Although, he might actually prefer that.

Ultimately, walking the dog only takes 12 steps but it has to really be ready to go on its own.

One must drive one's Prius to Whole Foods and buy only holistic, organic dog beer for one's circumcized dogs...

Zander - that's brilliant.

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