Slog - Comments on There are a lot of stupid things in this world... http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s But this is by far, one of the dumbest products I've ever heard of. Beer? For Dogs? Woof! Non-alcoholic and non-carbonated, our Happy Tail Ale is the ultimate liquid refreshment for your best friend. Our brew is made with choice malted barley and filtered water, featuring all-natural beef flavorings. Plus, it's fortified with Glucosamine and Vitamin E! Sure, there are lots of ways you show your dog you love him: Taking him for a walk, giving him a belly rub, tossing him a few treats...but how about a beer? Of course, you can't give him the same beer you grab... Copyright 2007 Tue, 08 Aug 2006 13:10:28 -0800 Tue, 08 Aug 2006 23:10:50 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Geni I'm just waiting for one of the usual trolls to find a way, however tenuous, to link dog beer with Israel.

Counting down...3...2...1...

]]> Geni http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443241 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443241 Trash Tue, 08 Aug 2006 13:36:47 -0800 Comment by Homer J. Simpson Meeeaaaaat beeeeeeeer!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

]]> Homer J. Simpson http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443251 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443251 Trash Tue, 08 Aug 2006 13:41:51 -0800 Comment by Ivan Cockrum Geni - Beer sucks. Beer is a farce. ALL beer. Beer causes more wars than cancer and kills more people than Mel Gibson. Beer is responsible for all conflict, including all events in Israel.

No need to thank me - I'm happy to oblige!

]]> Ivan Cockrum http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443258 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443258 Trash Tue, 08 Aug 2006 13:49:07 -0800 Comment by Fnarf If I had a dog, he'd drink whiskey or he'd get the fuck out.

Meat-flavored beer might have an audience other than dogs, though.....

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443262 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443262 Trash Tue, 08 Aug 2006 13:55:47 -0800 Comment by hsoJ Bush is the most pro-dog beer president we have ever had. America needs to stand strong with dog beer now. The Stranger has gone against conventional Seattle wisdom and been pro-dog beer. Bush is the best American president dog beer has ever known, and many in the Seattle Jewish community appreciate what Bush has done for dog beer.

]]> hsoJ http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443292 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443292 Trash Tue, 08 Aug 2006 14:35:34 -0800 Comment by Religion Sucks Dog Lips Dunk your bible in beer and let your dog lick it. Piss beef-flavored beer on stupid believers. All religions suck dog beer.

]]> Religion Sucks Dog Lips http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443316 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443316 Trash Tue, 08 Aug 2006 15:02:31 -0800 Comment by Gurldoggie The letters of "Happy Tail Ale" can be rearranged to spell "I yap at Hell, Pa!"

I smell Satanism!

]]> Gurldoggie http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443330 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443330 Trash Tue, 08 Aug 2006 15:15:02 -0800 Comment by jerod in oly Why does it need to be meat flavored? Dogs love regular beer.

]]> jerod in oly http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443349 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443349 Trash Tue, 08 Aug 2006 15:39:18 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi I could see that product being a good gift for the insane dog lover who has everything. I would never buy it for my dog though. He's lucky I don't just leave the toilet seat up and call it good. Although, he might actually prefer that.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443371 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443371 Trash Tue, 08 Aug 2006 15:58:32 -0800 Comment by zander Ultimately, walking the dog only takes 12 steps but it has to really be ready to go on its own.

]]> zander http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443372 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443372 Trash Tue, 08 Aug 2006 15:58:42 -0800 Comment by Geni One must drive one's Prius to Whole Foods and buy only holistic, organic dog beer for one's circumcized dogs...

]]> Geni http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443490 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443490 Trash Tue, 08 Aug 2006 18:04:03 -0800 Comment by Ivan Cockrum Zander - that's brilliant.

]]> Ivan Cockrum http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443692 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/there_are_a_lot_of_s#c443692 Trash Tue, 08 Aug 2006 23:10:50 -0800