News Terrorists Love Gatorade (and iPods)!
This just in from CNN…
The terrorists who were planning on exploding ten planes over the Atlantic with liquid explosives were going to do so with an energy drink and an iPod… uhh, WHAT?!?
A senior congressional source said it’s believed the plotters planned to mix a “British version of Gatorade” with a gel-like substance to make an explosive that they would possibly trigger with an MP3 player or cell phone.
Okay, now I’m scared. These guys are like MacGyver!
Suddenly every jogger in the park seems suspicious.