News Penis Pump Judge Gets 4-year Jail Term
That’s a penis pump, in case you didn’t know. It’s a masturbation device, and former judge Donald Thompson has been convicted of using it on the job. How does it work? You put your dick into it, and then, in the words of the women of Babeland, “through squeezing a bulb or working a plunger the air is sucked out of a cylinder that is over the shaft. As the air is suctioned out and a vacuum is created, your penis gets pulled into the cylinder and extra blood rushes into the erectile tissue creating greater-than-average engorgement.”
On one hand, four years for masturbating seems extreme. On the other dude, what were you thinking? You’re sitting there hearing cases while you take the dog for a walk? And talk about limp excuses: Thompson “said he may have absentmindedly squeezed the pump’s handle during court cases, but he never used it to masturbate.” Uh, so you’re holding a sex toy under your desk, under your robe, and you’re squeezing the bulb - but you’re not using it to masturbate. Sure you’re not. Bad judgment, Your Honor.
i don't think it's so much that he was masterbating. if he were doing that in his own office, maybe he'd be fired, or something. but doing it on the bench, when he's suppose to be impartially overseeing trials, motions, etc is a different matter.