Slog - Comments on Penis Pump Judge Gets 4-year Jail Term http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get That's a penis pump, in case you didn't know. It's a masturbation device, and former judge Donald Thompson has been convicted of using it on the job. How does it work? You put your dick into it, and then, in the words of the women of Babeland, "through squeezing a bulb or working a plunger the air is sucked out of a cylinder that is over the shaft. As the air is suctioned out and a vacuum is created, your penis gets pulled into the cylinder and extra blood rushes into the erectile tissue creating greater-than-average engorgement.” On one... Copyright 2007 Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:26:58 -0800 Sun, 03 Sep 2006 17:34:11 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by konstantconsumer i don't think it's so much that he was masterbating. if he were doing that in his own office, maybe he'd be fired, or something. but doing it on the bench, when he's suppose to be impartially overseeing trials, motions, etc is a different matter.

]]> konstantconsumer http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c448865 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c448865 News Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:49:51 -0800 Comment by Lloyd Clydesdale Yup, that's asking for 4 years.

]]> Lloyd Clydesdale http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c448870 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c448870 News Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:57:55 -0800 Comment by you can carry a bucket, you can carry a grudge, but you can't carry on 'cause here come de judge Like Dorothy Parker, who wrote about sliding down a barrister, Mistress M is surely confused & is certainly judgemental about Judge T. He was merely pumping up his argument while master debating with counsel whom he had instructed to approach the bench.

]]> you can carry a bucket, you can carry a grudge, but you can't carry on 'cause here come de judge http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c448909 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c448909 News Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:13:47 -0800 Comment by Napoleon XIV But, but--You can't *really* say that without a closer examination of the briefs!

]]> Napoleon XIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c448928 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c448928 News Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:40:05 -0800 Comment by him *hhssssssssssssss*

"I'm sorry your honor, I couldn't hear you. How long is my sentence?"

]]> him http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c448958 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c448958 News Mon, 21 Aug 2006 13:26:39 -0800 Comment by D Huygens Objection!

]]> D Huygens http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c448959 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c448959 News Mon, 21 Aug 2006 13:29:22 -0800 Comment by him Although he was rather disappointed to have been found guilty. He was hoping for a well hung jury.

]]> him http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c448961 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c448961 News Mon, 21 Aug 2006 13:29:35 -0800 Comment by Napoleon XIV What was the jail time for? Abusing his subpoenas?

]]> Napoleon XIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c448963 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c448963 News Mon, 21 Aug 2006 13:31:35 -0800 Comment by hard cases make bad law Am suffering from the heartbreak of subpoenas envy. Pls help.

]]> hard cases make bad law http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c448980 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c448980 News Mon, 21 Aug 2006 14:03:03 -0800 Comment by Napoleon XIV Who knew that when he instructed the jury to "please rise" it wasn't the gavel he was banging?

]]> Napoleon XIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c449000 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c449000 News Mon, 21 Aug 2006 14:52:15 -0800 Comment by Mike Who let Jay Leno in here?

]]> Mike http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c449138 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c449138 News Mon, 21 Aug 2006 21:55:23 -0800 Comment by erosive-esophagitis <a href=http://erosive-esophagitis.net>erosive esophagitis</a> all about

]]> erosive-esophagitis http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c455537 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/penis_pump_judge_get#c455537 News Sun, 03 Sep 2006 17:34:11 -0800