News On Sadness and the Demotion of Planetary Objects
I have to say, I am not at all sad that Pluto has been demoted to the lowly status of “dwarf planet.” What’s easier to love? A full-fledged planet that orbits all loopy and is made mostly of ice? Or a “dwarf planet,” first admitted to a privileged class and then cast out, like a leper, to fend for itself among the rabble of asteroids and moon-like pseudo-planets and the “icy wrecks of the Kuiper Belt.”
And isn’t this the most adorable definition ever? “Dwarf planets only have to be round.”
Awww.
Sometime Stranger cartoonist Tim Kreider had an op-ed column about just this subject in yesterday's NYTimes.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/23/opinion/23kreider.html