The Morning News
Ken Lay: Guilty on all charges.
Dennis Hastert: Under investigation.
Dick Cheney: May be called to testify against Scooter.
Pat Robertson: Liar.
Taylor Hicks: Who gives a shit?
German Pope: Poles Underwhelmed.
Bird Flu: We’re fucked.
The Saudis: Hateful motherfuckers—who knew?
Four Finalists for 2008 Dem Convention Site: New York, New Orleans, Denver, Minneapolis.
Why is the west coast always left out in the cold for conventions. Hell Seattle could give the Dems one hell of a show. (we could also give the R's a good show, but in a different way)