Arts On TV Tonight!
First things first: Did you watch last night’s season finale of 24? I was totally tricked by Jack’s pretend-to-threaten-to-kill-the-President-so-he’ll-confess-to-his pill-popping-wife-later routine. And then when the President realized he had been tricked? His wife and the chief of staff were all like, “FACE!… FACIAL!… BIORE!” (You have no idea what I’m talking about, do you? ) Anyway, my point is THE CHINESE ARE MEAN. And if they’re going to kidnap Jack they can at least let him use the bathroom… he hasn’t been in at least 24 hours!!
Okay! On TV tonight, it’s the season finale of House (Fox, 9 pm), which is that doctor show where the British guy pretends to be an American guy, and ends up being solely responsible for eradicating vaginal dryness in women over the age of 40. DON’T MISS IT!
ALSO on TV tonight, it’s the PRE-season finale for American Idol (Fox, 8 pm) where we’ll get our last opportunity to heckle the shit out of Taylor (AKA “Jay Leno”) and Katharine (AKA, “Only my boobs can save me now”).
I’m with YOU, Simon!
I have some 24 questions:
Jack was sure the Chinese were going to kill him and he asked for one call -- which he was denied. Was he going to ring his slutty daughter and say sorry again for faking his death? Or was he going to ring the blond woman who was waiting outside and say sorry for thinking you were a traiter? Or was he prepared to call Chloe and ask her to get a satellite read on his location so that an F-18 could be scrambled, then drop a bomb in a place where only he would survive?