Nobody said they were playing well...

C'mon, they're playing checkers with the chess pieces. Or they are just staring and wondering how the "horsey piece" is supposed to move.

No, no—I've been observing the male models closely. Very closely. They were playing chess very well. Smart and hot—the bastards.

Dan, you best be taking (phone) numbers. I don't hang out with DJ out of the goodness of my cold little heart...

dammit. It's like finding out a Republican has a heart.

Nice shot. were you standing behind an aquarium?

It's a camera phone...

If the National Center for Policy Analysis can claim that there's no such thing as global warming, I can sure as hell assert that there is no such thing as a smart, chess-playing male model.

I submit that your research methods must have been flawed. Or the reporting was biased.

Male models are sooooo... interesting to me. I'd much rather see male model photos posted than photos of our overweight mayor, or some hairy hippy political activist. Male models smart or dumb bring much needed beauty into our world..

Ick, they're both bald. Were there no shaggy haired models present?