Atrios says…

Saving It!

A genuinely relevant political article in the New York Times would involve a detailed examination of the sex lives of all non-married members of the Bush administration. Abstinence-only education is a key policy feature of the Bush administration, and it would certainly be legitimate to ask if they are, in fact, saving it.

Fucking brilliant idea. I suggest that the White House press corp start with the conspicuously single/suspiciously fey RNC chair Ken Mehlmen. Is his abstaining? And if the Republicans have their way with the US Constitution, is Mehlmen prepared to abstain for ever and ever, amen?