Arts Mormonism: Girl, You Know It’s True
Yesterday I came home and found something on the front porch.
It was placed against the door, like something from UPS would have been, only this was a postcard produced by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
On the front of the card was a photo of Temple Square at night.
On the back was this printed text:
What is the purpose of life? What is the true nature of God? Can families be together forever? Where do we go after this life? Answers to these and other eternally significant questions can be found by visiting www.mormon.org. We’d love to have you visit us.
Underneath the printed text, in tiny handwritten capitals, was this:
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT FRED MEYER!
And the whole postcard was stuck into a cassette tape of Milli Vanilli’s Girl You Know It’s True.
What could this possibly mean??
The great thing about Mormonism is that, thanks to a belief in living prophets and continuing revelation, I can eventually just make up an explanation, then insist it was delivered to me by God.
But first I want to hear your guesses…
Someone loves you and is just messing with your mind.