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Friday, October 31, 2008

Three More For Obama

posted by on October 31 at 9:24 AM

We know that Rudy Guede would vote for Obama because LeBron James is voting Obama. As for Raffaele Sollecito, he would vote for Obama because his background is that of a “good European.” As for young Amanda Knox, why would she vote for Obama?
amanda.jpg Because she is from Seattle.

‘I wanted to go home so that I could vote for Obama,” said Amanda, “I think I hoped too much. I really thought I would be getting out of here.’

Even if she murdered that poor British girl, Amanda is still one of us—a person formed by a city that has Barack Obama as its political leader and Dalai Lama as its spiritual one.

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charles, could you please explain how this 'satanic ritualistic sex game' supposedly worked? and how does it involve not flushing your poop?

i'm about to walk into the 'free amanda' camp.

Posted by max solomon | October 31, 2008 9:52 AM

The Stranger is my spiritual leader.

Posted by Bryce Beamish | October 31, 2008 10:06 AM

The dalai lama is no saint. Just look up "Christopher Hitchens" and "Dalai Lama" on youtube.

Posted by Erik | October 31, 2008 10:27 AM

@3: the dalai lama would never claim sainthood since that contradicts the tenets of buddhism.

are you pro-chinese occupation of tibet or something?

Posted by max solomon | October 31, 2008 11:14 AM

If only there was some third option besides modernizing-but-oppressive Chinese occupation and monk-led medieval feudalism.

Posted by Fnarf | October 31, 2008 11:54 AM

She's worse than Crocker when it comes to attention. She knows she's fucked, so if she really wants to be interesting she should spend all of this time explaining why she did it, how she did it, and how it makes her feel. Instead she portrays no emotion whatsoever on what happened that night. Just that "poor me" can't vote for Obama, and they won't give me a guitar to sing my crappy songs.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 31, 2008 12:37 PM

I hope she's writing a book about it.

It would be far better than all this third-person speculation about what went on, IMHO.

Posted by Will in Seattle | October 31, 2008 12:47 PM

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