Savage Love Savage Love Letter of the Day
posted by on September 12 at 16:11 PM
I can’t actually share today’s “Savage Love Letter of the Day” with you, dear readers, because the boy who wrote it asked me not to print his letter. He wanted private and confidential advice lest his boyfriend spot the letter—and their business—in my column. Now normally those requests annoy the crap out of me. But the author of the letter writer was kind enough to include a photo of his pretty spectacular ass and all was forgiven. Click on the image above for the full and—does it even need to be said?—NSFW shot.
And, yes, before anyone asks: I posted the picture after getting the boy's permission.
Surely his boyfriend will recognize his unique testes?
it's the balls that impress me.
very nice ass. And I just love those low hangers. I could have so much fun with those...
There's something perfect about his hair distribution.
Hey -- that's my boyfriend!!!
Jesus. Do they bang on the stairs when he climbs them?
My sensibilities are offended. I'm clutching my, um, pearls. Yeah, that's it. Pearls.
Christ, the kid must have to special-order his underpants.
Not good enough, Dan. We're going to need the full frontal shot too. Not another post to Slog until you make it happen, please.
Reminds me of my boyfriend. There is something extremely yummy about gravity here.
Jeez, is he in his 60s? I've never seem them hang like that on a non-AARP'er.
Er, was this picture relavant to his "problem"? Because if it is I don't think he actually has one.
ok, butts and cakes. that's the ways to schmooze anything out of you. got it. a person would be wise to send a butt-shaped cake for a really really big favor, huh?. chocolate?
He could get a job as a real estate assessor. If he sits on the toilet and they get wet, the water level is too high.
Could be worse: http://www.da-kolkoz.com/images_blog/cisco-adler-naked.jpg
And ^this^ guy got it on with Mischa Barton.
*shaking head*
Looks a whooole lot like my gay ex-husband's ass/thighs/hands. That's a compliment. Yum.
Wait-- do I have this right? His boyfriend will recognize the letter, but won't recognize that ass? I think I can guess what was in the letter.... They boyfriend only wants to have sex while wearing clothes with the lights off.
Dan, your son must be proud.
Dan, you whore.
Oh, my kid likes me fine. Don't let him read Slog, though. That wouldn't be appropriate.
I guess he knows your "soft spot".
Is that Cisco Adler?
Nice low-hangers.
Is it normal for the dangly bits to hang down so you can see them like that from behind? Just curious...
Wow. I'm a married, hetero woman and even I think that's a spectacular ass. Beauty truly transcends all doesn't it?
Dimples and short hairs and ball sacs, oh my. Dimples and short haris and ball sacs, oh my...
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