2008 Rick Santorum Hoses Sarah Palin
posted by September 3 at 11:00 AM
onRick is positively obsessed with hoses, huh?
“She will learn and she will, she will learn at uh, you know, with uh, with a, with a firehose attached to her mouth. I mean with she’s, uh, it’s gonna be pretty tough.”
Well, that depends, uh, on how fast the woman can swallow, Rick.
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Can you imagine if Obama had picked someone like Palin? Mother, powerful, smart, etc.
She'd be regarded as the best thing since Obama himself. You know it.
That's what scares me.
Bwahaha!
@1 - I get the first two descriptions. Kinda stumped by #3, though.
You will NOT cum in my mouth young man! You will cum in my pussy if you ever expect to have kid number five.
Quit your whining maggot! Get down there and do your heavenly duty. You will fuck me and you will enjoy it!
WTF on dog's green earth is Rick babling about? She's going to learn with hose in her nouth? WTF does that mean?
Also, I'm equally perplexed by 1. Please, explain your dumb-ass self.
I'm with you @5, what the fuck does it mean to learn with a firehose attached to your mouth? Is that how gay men practice giving blow jobs? Us girls always used bananas...
With such eloquent statesmen by her side, Sarah "Hooker Heels" Palin has nothing to fear!
I'm John McCain, and I approve of Sarah Palin's hot fundy booty.
Matter of fact, in my mind, I'm groping it right now.
And no, I don't feel like letting it go.
Somebody should tell Ricky that the Pope doesn't sanction hoses in the mouth.
Man, we are on the express train to crazytown.
Jesus, that photo. Spit or swallow, Rick.
They're going to waterboard her?
It means she's never experienced this level of fame. Being thrust into the public spotlight so quickly, she has a lot of information to absorb in a tiny amount of time, hence:
She will [have to] learn [quickly] and [it will be like having] a firehose attached to her mouth.
I am SO GLAD that I'm not the only one who kind of choked when I heard that on NPR last night. Not that I'm 12 or anything...
This clip should explain it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbbNCWZ2lvA
To clarify:
It scares me because she/McCain will win.
Is Rick Santorum still relevant to the Republicans?
"It's like drinking from a fire hose" is how members of Congress describe what it's like to be a first-year Congressperson. I read that in Barack Obama's book. I think that's what Santorum was trying to say, though he said it very badly.
What does that even MEAN? How do these people get elected to office when they can't even put together a coherent sentence?
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