Slog - Comments on Rick Santorum Hoses Sarah Palin http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin Rick is positively obsessed with hoses, huh? "She will learn and she will, she will learn at uh, you know, with uh, with a, with a firehose attached to her mouth. I mean with she's, uh, it's gonna be pretty tough." Well, that depends, uh, on how fast the woman can swallow, Rick.... Copyright 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:00:09 -0800 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:39:38 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by GK
Can you imagine if Obama had picked someone like Palin? Mother, powerful, smart, etc.

She'd be regarded as the best thing since Obama himself. You know it.

That's what scares me.

]]> GK http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120295 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120295 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:09:46 -0800 Comment by Ziggity Bwahaha!

]]> Ziggity http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120309 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120309 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:16:17 -0800 Comment by Wowza @1 - I get the first two descriptions. Kinda stumped by #3, though.

]]> Wowza http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120315 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120315 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:19:42 -0800 Comment by Jim You will NOT cum in my mouth young man! You will cum in my pussy if you ever expect to have kid number five.

Quit your whining maggot! Get down there and do your heavenly duty. You will fuck me and you will enjoy it!

]]> Jim http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120317 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120317 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:20:34 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO WTF on dog's green earth is Rick babling about? She's going to learn with hose in her nouth? WTF does that mean?

Also, I'm equally perplexed by 1. Please, explain your dumb-ass self.

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120324 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120324 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:23:49 -0800 Comment by PopTart I'm with you @5, what the fuck does it mean to learn with a firehose attached to your mouth? Is that how gay men practice giving blow jobs? Us girls always used bananas...

]]> PopTart http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120333 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120333 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:30:18 -0800 Comment by whatevernevermind With such eloquent statesmen by her side, Sarah "Hooker Heels" Palin has nothing to fear!

]]> whatevernevermind http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120339 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120339 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:32:40 -0800 Comment by The Incredible Sulk I'm John McCain, and I approve of Sarah Palin's hot fundy booty.

Matter of fact, in my mind, I'm groping it right now.

And no, I don't feel like letting it go.

]]> The Incredible Sulk http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120341 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120341 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:33:14 -0800 Comment by J.R. Labrador Somebody should tell Ricky that the Pope doesn't sanction hoses in the mouth.

]]> J.R. Labrador http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120347 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120347 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:36:48 -0800 Comment by Greg Man, we are on the express train to crazytown.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120367 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120367 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:46:27 -0800 Comment by Irena Jesus, that photo. Spit or swallow, Rick.

]]> Irena http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120377 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120377 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:51:51 -0800 Comment by gember They're going to waterboard her?

]]> gember http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120400 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120400 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:00:39 -0800 Comment by LM It means she's never experienced this level of fame. Being thrust into the public spotlight so quickly, she has a lot of information to absorb in a tiny amount of time, hence:

She will [have to] learn [quickly] and [it will be like having] a firehose attached to her mouth.

]]> LM http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120413 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120413 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:10:42 -0800 Comment by Suze I am SO GLAD that I'm not the only one who kind of choked when I heard that on NPR last night. Not that I'm 12 or anything...

]]> Suze http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120431 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120431 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:12:45 -0800 Comment by Jason Josephes This clip should explain it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbbNCWZ2lvA

]]> Jason Josephes http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120601 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120601 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:28:14 -0800 Comment by GK To clarify:

It scares me because she/McCain will win.

]]> GK http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120967 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1120967 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:18:56 -0800 Comment by Jen Is Rick Santorum still relevant to the Republicans?

]]> Jen http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1121070 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1121070 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:34:43 -0800 Comment by east coaster "It's like drinking from a fire hose" is how members of Congress describe what it's like to be a first-year Congressperson. I read that in Barack Obama's book. I think that's what Santorum was trying to say, though he said it very badly.

]]> east coaster http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1121408 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1121408 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:29:22 -0800 Comment by Alexis What does that even MEAN? How do these people get elected to office when they can't even put together a coherent sentence?

]]> Alexis http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1122158 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/rick_santorum_hoses_sarah_palin#c1122158 2008 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:39:38 -0800