Visual Art Why Bowties Are Better
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For those of you who prefer the bow to the hanging (straight? long? what is the formal name for a regular tie?), please enjoy longtime Seattle art dealer and bowtie-wearer Sam Davidson’s thoughts on why bowties are better, how bowties help people talk about art, and why he refuses to join any bowtie clubs even though he has been invited.
To listen to the entire podcast with Davidson, click here.
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Just call it a tie. Or a necktie. A bow tie gets its own name because it's sensationally childish and slightly ridiculous. Some people can sport them well, but most...yeah. Just leave the cummerbund at home, please.
Yeah, bowties are better for douchenozzles like carlson tucker. look at the people that wear bowties and try and tell me with a straight face that they are better.
bowtie clubs? AAAARGH!!! you may as well hang a sign around your neck that says "i'm a giant fucking dickface. please punch me." the only way to pull it off is if you're wearing a searsucker suit and playing the banjo. otherwise, you're a twat.
I used to do the Indian collar (you know, no tie, just the collar).
But I think the Obama crisp open dress shirt approach is way more classy than a bowtie.
Ties are for losers.
I agree, Will. Ties are for people who can get laid, and should.
Ugghhh. Bowties are a staple of the Southern Fratboy Douchebag Wardrobe* If I never sit in a football stadium with a bunch of those overdressed assholes again, it'll be too soon.
*See also: seersucker sportcoats, khaki shorts, Sperry top-siders.
I'm going to go along with Bellevue Ave on this one. I have several bow ties, and would love to wear them, but they have been irreparably tainted with right-wing douche-nozzlery by the likes of Carlson Tucker and George Will. Wearing a bow tie is the equivalent of wearing a big sign that says "I don't understand why these uppity Negroes don't just go to Harvard like me instead of whining about poverty". Supercilious and entitled, and class-ridden in the same way as whites-only golf clubs.
I prefer a nice ascot, myself.
I'm afraid if a boyfriend started wearing bowties, I'd start thinking I was fucking Tucker Carlson instead. I hate that guy. Also, someone needs to introduce the word 'douchenozzle' into the American lexicon.
Bowties good.
I like bow ties even though Tucker Carlson wore them. But then I have matured enough to get beyond the junior high mentality "I can't wear something because "so and so" wears it".
Honestly, if Tucker Carlson is the reason you won't wear a bow tie you need help.
I heard David Sedaris refer to bow ties as "the Republican equivalent of an eyebrow piercing" at a Bailey Coy reading several years ago. It has always stayed with me and gives me pause when making neckware decisons.
It isn't that tucker carlson wears em, it's that the bow-tie sends out a social signal that you're an arrogant, out of touch buffoon.
and i also hate that fuck carlson for having a name composed of two last names. How can I or Fnarf keep them straight and not swap them willy nilly? He doesn't deserve that attention to detail or respect.
String ties are far superior to bow ties. Especially if you're trying to look like Mark Twain.
String ties are hot.
Especially on women.
Tucker is a dog's name. If there is a mother Tucker, she'd be a bitch. In case anyone forgot Jon Stewart's visit to Carlson's Crossfire show, do the google thing.
STEWART: How old are you?
CARLSON: Thirty-five.
STEWART: And you wear a bow tie.
(LAUGHTER)
"It's the truth that you should never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears? "
--David Mamet, "State And Main"
I might feel different about them if I could figure out how to tie the fuckers.
Down, around and through, Nap. It's not that hard. Just getting the ends the right length at first.
I love the thought of Fnarf having several bowties, trying them on in the mirror and then disgustedly taking them off seconds after putting them on and yelling "FUCKING TUCKER CARLSON!"
Tie: a slip-knotted noose wound around one's neck whose ends point at the genitalia. Why on earth does anyone tolerate having to still wear these ancient remnants of British Empire old-school snobbery?
A regular tie is called a "four in hand". I would imagine a Prince of Wales or a Beau Brummel was involved in its invention, but I'm too lazy to Wiki it.
@20: more like Mrs. Fnarf pointing and laughing. I've never been good at self-awareness.
IMM @22: I thought a four in hand was a knot, not the tie itself. Other knots include windsor, half windsor, etc. Is it the tie too? I would have thought "cravat" was as close to official as you'd need. Maybe I'm wrong.
Does anybody actually wear a full Windsor anymore? You need a pretty wide collar, right?
And I am indeed wrong, and should know better than to challenge It's Mark Mitchell on sartorial questions. A regular tie is called a "four in hand". Sounds like neither the Prince of Wales or Beau Brummel had anything to do with it, though; the modern style, cut on the bias, was invented by a Jesse Langdorf in New York in the 1920s. Or so says wiki.
The full Windsor is enjoying a renewed popularity among the spivvier sort of Briton. Watch Sky Sports News and you'll see all the male announcers with fist-sized knots under their chins. More stylish to me seems to be the skinnier tie coming in -- not quite as skinny as Joel McHale on The Soup wears them, but a good inch narrower than your typical Macy's sale counter offering. Penguin came out with some dandy looking slim ties last year.
I wear a full windsor. It simply looks better and more business like and isn't that hard to do.
One thing the necktie very specifically does is visually diminish girth. Those diverging vertical lines work very effectively to conceal a rotund belly. It's part of why they're such an essential wardrobe piece for fatass corporate executive types (or more likely, pathetic car dealership owners with aspirations in local politics).
There's only one man in a thousand who can pull off a bow tie and look good. It requires a certain gravitas, dignity and effortless masculinity. Tucker Carlson possesses none of those traits, so he looked like a goddamned schoolboy in bow ties (he's a seedy dresser anyway--his clothes are ill fitting and he always looks like a 14-year-old dressed for church).
I own a couple of bow ties, and actually know how to tie them properly. But I've never worn them. I can get away with a few fashion eccentricities, but the bow tie is just out of bounds for me.
a necktie is simply called a necktie. It is always great to see other bowtie wearers out there. The idea of a club sounds great in theory but when you really think about it, it dose seem kind of persumcious. What would one even do at a meeting or whatever? it's not like there would be all that muchto talk about.
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Full Windsor: Good.
Bow Tie: Not So Good.
Ascot: Bad
Bolo: WTF
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