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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Whatever the Price Was, It Was Wrong

posted by on August 20 at 13:00 PM

The first thing I thought when I saw this tattoo on Weird Universe was: Why would somebody get a tattoo of Charlie Crist? Is that Mr. Poe’s arm?

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I eventually figured it out, but man-oh-man was that an uncomfortable minute-and-a-half.

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1

Come on Down sounds like one of Mr. Poe's pickup lines.

But I've never known him to wear a pink tank top.

Give him credit for a little more class than that.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | August 20, 2008 1:10 PM
2

I don't use pickup lines. I don't have to.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 20, 2008 1:11 PM
3
I don't use pickup lines. I don't have to.

...Because when you take them to Old Country Buffet, they always put out.

Posted by ZING! | August 20, 2008 1:24 PM
4

So...

Posted by what does it mean? | August 20, 2008 1:31 PM
5

What's the world coming to when nobody can recognize Bob Barker?

Posted by J.R. | August 20, 2008 1:50 PM
6

Buttfucking kangaroo HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT?

Posted by aviatrix | August 20, 2008 1:56 PM
7

@2 You used one on me, albeit a very strange one.

Posted by Le Juif | August 20, 2008 3:24 PM
8

"I don't use pickup lines, I don't have to" is a pickup line if I ever heard one.

Posted by Fnarf | August 20, 2008 4:44 PM
9

It is if your collar is jacked.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 20, 2008 5:05 PM
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THE PICK-UP LINE OF MR. POE...OR, HOW TO BAG A JUIF
By Jubilation T. Cornball

MR POE: Wow. Observe, if you please, le Juif of a certain age over there. I will make him mine.

Mr. Poe walks up to le Juif and beans him on the head with a brick. Le Juif falls to the ground, still conscious, but stunned. Mr. Poe loosens his belt and drops his Club Monaco pants around his ankles, lowering his butt -- shiny as a polished penny -- onto the face of le Juif. Wide-eyed and muffled, le Juif can only mumble his protests.

MR. POE: Come here often?

The End

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | August 20, 2008 5:14 PM
11

Damn, JTC.

I think I remember that Slog-happy.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | August 20, 2008 7:15 PM
12

bitĚter

Posted by much? | August 20, 2008 7:40 PM

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