??!! Whatever the Price Was, It Was Wrong
posted by on August 20 at 13:00 PM
The first thing I thought when I saw this tattoo on Weird Universe was: Why would somebody get a tattoo of Charlie Crist? Is that Mr. Poe’s arm?
I eventually figured it out, but man-oh-man was that an uncomfortable minute-and-a-half.
Come on Down sounds like one of Mr. Poe's pickup lines.
But I've never known him to wear a pink tank top.
Give him credit for a little more class than that.
I don't use pickup lines. I don't have to.
...Because when you take them to Old Country Buffet, they always put out.
So...
What's the world coming to when nobody can recognize Bob Barker?
Buttfucking kangaroo HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT?
@2 You used one on me, albeit a very strange one.
"I don't use pickup lines, I don't have to" is a pickup line if I ever heard one.
It is if your collar is jacked.
THE PICK-UP LINE OF MR. POE...OR, HOW TO BAG A JUIF
By Jubilation T. Cornball
MR POE: Wow. Observe, if you please, le Juif of a certain age over there. I will make him mine.
Mr. Poe walks up to le Juif and beans him on the head with a brick. Le Juif falls to the ground, still conscious, but stunned. Mr. Poe loosens his belt and drops his Club Monaco pants around his ankles, lowering his butt -- shiny as a polished penny -- onto the face of le Juif. Wide-eyed and muffled, le Juif can only mumble his protests.
MR. POE: Come here often?
The End
Damn, JTC.
I think I remember that Slog-happy.
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