Slog - Comments on Whatever the Price Was, It Was Wrong http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong The first thing I thought when I saw this tattoo on Weird Universe was: Why would somebody get a tattoo of Charlie Crist? Is that Mr. Poe's arm? I eventually figured it out, but man-oh-man was that an uncomfortable minute-and-a-half.... Copyright 2008 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:00:00 -0800 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:40:59 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by NapoleonXIV Come on Down sounds like one of Mr. Poe's pickup lines.

But I've never known him to wear a pink tank top.

Give him credit for a little more class than that.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109497 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109497 ??!! Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:10:21 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe I don't use pickup lines. I don't have to.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109499 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109499 ??!! Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:11:34 -0800 Comment by ZING! I don't use pickup lines. I don't have to.

...Because when you take them to Old Country Buffet, they always put out.

]]> ZING! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109518 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109518 ??!! Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:24:25 -0800 Comment by what does it mean? So...

]]> what does it mean? http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109529 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109529 ??!! Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:31:42 -0800 Comment by J.R. What's the world coming to when nobody can recognize Bob Barker?

]]> J.R. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109564 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109564 ??!! Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:50:01 -0800 Comment by aviatrix Buttfucking kangaroo HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT?

]]> aviatrix http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109578 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109578 ??!! Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:56:20 -0800 Comment by Le Juif @2 You used one on me, albeit a very strange one.

]]> Le Juif http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109750 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109750 ??!! Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:24:24 -0800 Comment by Fnarf "I don't use pickup lines, I don't have to" is a pickup line if I ever heard one.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109862 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109862 ??!! Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:44:36 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe It is if your collar is jacked.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109883 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109883 ??!! Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:05:08 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball THE PICK-UP LINE OF MR. POE...OR, HOW TO BAG A JUIF
By Jubilation T. Cornball

MR POE: Wow. Observe, if you please, le Juif of a certain age over there. I will make him mine.

Mr. Poe walks up to le Juif and beans him on the head with a brick. Le Juif falls to the ground, still conscious, but stunned. Mr. Poe loosens his belt and drops his Club Monaco pants around his ankles, lowering his butt -- shiny as a polished penny -- onto the face of le Juif. Wide-eyed and muffled, le Juif can only mumble his protests.

MR. POE: Come here often?

The End

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109896 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109896 ??!! Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:14:57 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV Damn, JTC.

I think I remember that Slog-happy.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109978 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109978 ??!! Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:15:55 -0800 Comment by much? bit·ter

]]> much? http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109995 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/whatever_the_price_was_it_was_wrong#c1109995 ??!! Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:40:59 -0800