Teh Internets Today in Revolting Spam Subject Lines
posted by August 26 at 8:35 AMon
“Touch Her Heart with Your New Babymaker.”
The spam linked to something called Canadian Pharmacy, to a page listing various boner enhancements, including but not limited to Viagra, Cialis, Viagra Soft Tabs, Cialis Soft Tabs, Viagra Super Active, Cialis Super Active, and, my favorites, Viagra Professional and Cialis Professional. (Are these meant for executives, sex workers, or executive sex workers?)
The questions don’t stop there. Does a wang inflated via pharmaceuticals really count as a “new babymaker”? Is the spam’s usage of “touch her heart” in a physical, sexual context the ickiest bit of vag-bashing since the Notorious B.I.G. offered to “hit you with the dick, make your kidneys shift”? And are Viagra Soft Tabs as delicious as they look?