Slog - Comments on Today in Revolting Spam Subject Lines http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines "Touch Her Heart with Your New Babymaker." The spam linked to something called Canadian Pharmacy, to a page listing various boner enhancements, including but not limited to Viagra, Cialis, Viagra Soft Tabs, Cialis Soft Tabs, Viagra Super Active, Cialis Super Active, and, my favorites, Viagra Professional and Cialis Professional. (Are these meant for executives, sex workers, or executive sex workers?) The questions don't stop there. Does a wang inflated via pharmaceuticals really count as a "new babymaker"? Is the spam's usage of "touch her heart" in a physical, sexual context the ickiest bit of vag-bashing since the Notorious B.I.G.... Copyright 2008 Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:35:38 -0800 Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:32:57 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by catnextdoor They look like blue sopiapillas.

]]> catnextdoor http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113763 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113763 Teh Internets Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:37:41 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Cialis Pro lasts longer than Cialis, up to 48 instead of 36. From what I've experienced with it, it keeps their dick hard but they always seem to have trouble feeling sensation and their body gets incredibly hot and then they just need to stop, which is horrible and completely unsatisfying for moi. Stick to Cialis, daddies.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113764 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113764 Teh Internets Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:38:03 -0800 Comment by Just Sayin' Anyone else getting the really insulting Viagra/Cialis spam? The ones that have subject lines that launch right into emasculating insults, like "No need to kill yourself over a tiny wang" or "Might still be a way to keep your girlfriend"...?

]]> Just Sayin' http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113779 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113779 Teh Internets Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:52:05 -0800 Comment by Gloria All my spam is in Arabic.

]]> Gloria http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113786 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113786 Teh Internets Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:57:47 -0800 Comment by Aislinn I wish there were more products marketed to executive sex workers.

]]> Aislinn http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113787 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113787 Teh Internets Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:58:09 -0800 Comment by PopTart I don't care how long and hard your dick is, you can't touch my heart through my vagina.

And thank you Mr. Poe, for offering us your wisdom, so that others can benefit from all your hard work.

]]> PopTart http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113788 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113788 Teh Internets Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:58:42 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe I had more to say, but the spam filter on Slog doesn't like this topic at all.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113792 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113792 Teh Internets Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:01:07 -0800 Comment by Non I love getting spam like this...affirms how great it is to have a big dick like I do.

]]> Non http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113816 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113816 Teh Internets Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:30:10 -0800 Comment by JC http://spamusement.com/

is a site where this guy draws comics based on these random-ish spam subject lines. The puns practically write themselves.

]]> JC http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113830 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113830 Teh Internets Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:42:15 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Oh, baby, let me nudge your spleen.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113852 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113852 Teh Internets Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:59:42 -0800 Comment by ellarosa touch her heart with your new womb? well, that don't make no kinda sense.

]]> ellarosa http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113863 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113863 Teh Internets Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:02:51 -0800 Comment by Bont I received some spam over the weekend that somehow combined two usual spam topics:

MBA Degree Will Pleasure Her Deeper

]]> Bont http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113909 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113909 Teh Internets Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:40:07 -0800 Comment by E There are four versions available of Viagra & Cialis, just like Microsoft Vista. I hope they have better hardware compatibility...

]]> E http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113912 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113912 Teh Internets Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:41:33 -0800 Comment by COMTE "To know life you must fuck it... in the liver."

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113913 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113913 Teh Internets Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:42:00 -0800 Comment by Karlheinz Arschbomber E@13: Just reinstall and wait for Service Pack 3.

]]> Karlheinz Arschbomber http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113956 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1113956 Teh Internets Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:14:41 -0800 Comment by dre ga-ross!

]]> dre http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1114042 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1114042 Teh Internets Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:23:26 -0800 Comment by dwight moody I saw an add last night for 24/7/365 cialis. Because you need to be ready all the time.

]]> dwight moody http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1114055 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/today_is_revolting_spam_subject_lines#c1114055 Teh Internets Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:32:57 -0800