Sex The Pug Stays in the Picture
posted by on August 21 at 12:27 PM
A boy and his dog… and his dick, too, the boy’s dick in there somewhere.
I must confess that, as the frequently mortified co-owner of a yappy lap dog, well, never you mind. Let’s just say that all couples that own small dogs eventually have to make a choice about what’s more distracting: the dog outside the bedroom scratching at the door and whining its head off or the dog in the room and sleeping and creeping you out. Still, if we were going to make a film, we’d probably exile the dog to the basement. Or something. Because animals are scene stealers, right? One might think with what’s in the foreground that no one would even notice the dog in the background. But one would be wrong. That dog is totally upstaging that kid’s dick.
Via Fleshbot. And does it even need to be said? NSFW. Well, not NSFYW, JFFM. (Not Safe For Your Work, Just Fine For Mine.)
NFSW???
at least he didn't whack off on the dog.
Dan Savage, I LOVE you for leading me to youporngay.com. You are a such a hunny.
Forget the dick, forget the pug dog. That overly ornate frame on the wall is what grabs me...
The lampshades are pretty nifty too, if a little '99.
yeah, animals in the room while you're having sex is sooooooo distracting.
and creepy.
especially if they watch.
We have a cat that enjoys the bed rocking in the mornings.
@5, agreed!
Thank god I've got images off, you pervs.
Is that Paul Rudd?
Is that the tippy-tip-tip of his magic wand I spy there? Urk.
The giant school-style wall clock is pretty Pottery Barn, too.
It's not just dogs.... cats are that way too. My siamese kitty can't stand closed doors... I can't even go to the bathroom without him or he cries and cries outside the door.
It is distracting to have him around when I am being intimate, but he's just happy to be there.
The errant pet always indicates you're getting real amateur stuff! Not staged porn with bad lighting.
hey Dan, can you please give do some of us a favor and put that whole 'NSFYW' thing BEFORE the link for the video??
My pet mosquitoes can make for some uncomfortable moments in the boudoir, too.
At least the dog didn't lap up the spooge.
Wow he has a nice, pug.
My DC friend's cats would go at it whenever we had sex. And they did it right beside us!
My cat always starts to watch and then gets bored and goes off to sleep.
Dan, I think I am in love with you.
Um, Travis? The hyperlink you clicked that took you to the video of that boy was "his dick." Do you really need an NSFW before clicking on the words "his dick"? You couldn't work that out on your own?
What a bored looking dog.
I think it's seen it all before.
So like, what if somebody you know (not me!) often has sex in the morning. Then after a short rest, gets up, puts the coffee on, feeds the dogs and cats, and then has a nice shower? I'm really glad this isn't me because what would happen to this guy would be that after, oh a dozen years or so, his dogs and cats would sort of key into this routine. Animals are smart like that. In tune with the natural world. So in tune that they can basically calculate how soon they will have food in front of them. What I'm saying is, what if this other guy (not me!) had clued his pets into knowing when he was about to come. (BTW, "cum" is illiterate. Plz make note.) So they all sleep soundly, not twitching a whisker, until moments before it's time. And then up they jump, braying and yodeling, certain in the knowledge that now this dude who is not me, is ready to feed them. Can you imagine?
Wonders of the animal world. I should tell the Discovery Channel about that weirdo guy and his freak ass animals.
On a similar note:
www.luriddigs.com
(Definitely NSFW)
I thought the snoring was hilarious. Kind of like a laugh track...but not.
When my cat was smaller, he was even more clingy than he is now (which is saying something). Mid coitus with my ex, I felt something warm and furry plop down on my inner thigh. I was too creeped out after that to continue- my baby kitten had tried to lay down on me during sex, and I could never really feel safe doing it with him in the room again.
ugh...now I remember why I am a lesbo. I didn't even notice the dog...I was too busy hoping like hell that guy wasn't going to catch it in his mouth..
Great, now my pop-ups include gay porn. Thanks, Dan!
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