Sex The Pug Stays in the Picture
posted by August 21 at 12:27 PMon
A boy and his dog… and his dick, too, the boy’s dick in there somewhere.
I must confess that, as the frequently mortified co-owner of a yappy lap dog, well, never you mind. Let’s just say that all couples that own small dogs eventually have to make a choice about what’s more distracting: the dog outside the bedroom scratching at the door and whining its head off or the dog in the room and sleeping and creeping you out. Still, if we were going to make a film, we’d probably exile the dog to the basement. Or something. Because animals are scene stealers, right? One might think with what’s in the foreground that no one would even notice the dog in the background. But one would be wrong. That dog is totally upstaging that kid’s dick.
Via Fleshbot. And does it even need to be said? NSFW. Well, not NSFYW, JFFM. (Not Safe For Your Work, Just Fine For Mine.)