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Thursday, August 21, 2008

The Pug Stays in the Picture

posted by on August 21 at 12:27 PM

A boy and his dog… and his dick, too, the boy’s dick in there somewhere.


I must confess that, as the frequently mortified co-owner of a yappy lap dog, well, never you mind. Let’s just say that all couples that own small dogs eventually have to make a choice about what’s more distracting: the dog outside the bedroom scratching at the door and whining its head off or the dog in the room and sleeping and creeping you out. Still, if we were going to make a film, we’d probably exile the dog to the basement. Or something. Because animals are scene stealers, right? One might think with what’s in the foreground that no one would even notice the dog in the background. But one would be wrong. That dog is totally upstaging that kid’s dick.

Via Fleshbot. And does it even need to be said? NSFW. Well, not NSFYW, JFFM. (Not Safe For Your Work, Just Fine For Mine.)

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Posted by anthony | August 21, 2008 12:38 PM

at least he didn't whack off on the dog.

Posted by sepiolida | August 21, 2008 12:39 PM

Dan Savage, I LOVE you for leading me to You are a such a hunny.

Posted by Judith | August 21, 2008 12:44 PM

Forget the dick, forget the pug dog. That overly ornate frame on the wall is what grabs me...

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | August 21, 2008 12:44 PM

The lampshades are pretty nifty too, if a little '99.

Posted by Dan Savage | August 21, 2008 12:47 PM

yeah, animals in the room while you're having sex is sooooooo distracting.

and creepy.

especially if they watch.

Posted by boxofbirds | August 21, 2008 12:51 PM

We have a cat that enjoys the bed rocking in the mornings.

Posted by cat's eye | August 21, 2008 12:59 PM

@5, agreed!

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | August 21, 2008 1:12 PM

Thank god I've got images off, you pervs.

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 21, 2008 1:19 PM

Is that Paul Rudd?

Posted by keshmeshi | August 21, 2008 1:42 PM

Is that the tippy-tip-tip of his magic wand I spy there? Urk.

The giant school-style wall clock is pretty Pottery Barn, too.

Posted by Fnarf | August 21, 2008 1:59 PM

It's not just dogs.... cats are that way too. My siamese kitty can't stand closed doors... I can't even go to the bathroom without him or he cries and cries outside the door.

It is distracting to have him around when I am being intimate, but he's just happy to be there.

Posted by Jonathon | August 21, 2008 2:01 PM

The errant pet always indicates you're getting real amateur stuff! Not staged porn with bad lighting.

Posted by Non | August 21, 2008 2:10 PM

hey Dan, can you please give do some of us a favor and put that whole 'NSFYW' thing BEFORE the link for the video??

Posted by Travis | August 21, 2008 2:19 PM

My pet mosquitoes can make for some uncomfortable moments in the boudoir, too.

Posted by Fnarf | August 21, 2008 2:21 PM

At least the dog didn't lap up the spooge.

Posted by Vince | August 21, 2008 2:34 PM

Wow he has a nice, pug.

Posted by gregg | August 21, 2008 2:36 PM

My DC friend's cats would go at it whenever we had sex. And they did it right beside us!

Posted by Fitz | August 21, 2008 2:44 PM

My cat always starts to watch and then gets bored and goes off to sleep.

Posted by monkey | August 21, 2008 2:50 PM

Dan, I think I am in love with you.

Posted by Dan Fan | August 21, 2008 2:53 PM

Um, Travis? The hyperlink you clicked that took you to the video of that boy was "his dick." Do you really need an NSFW before clicking on the words "his dick"? You couldn't work that out on your own?

Posted by Dan Savage | August 21, 2008 3:08 PM

What a bored looking dog.

I think it's seen it all before.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | August 21, 2008 3:08 PM

So like, what if somebody you know (not me!) often has sex in the morning. Then after a short rest, gets up, puts the coffee on, feeds the dogs and cats, and then has a nice shower? I'm really glad this isn't me because what would happen to this guy would be that after, oh a dozen years or so, his dogs and cats would sort of key into this routine. Animals are smart like that. In tune with the natural world. So in tune that they can basically calculate how soon they will have food in front of them. What I'm saying is, what if this other guy (not me!) had clued his pets into knowing when he was about to come. (BTW, "cum" is illiterate. Plz make note.) So they all sleep soundly, not twitching a whisker, until moments before it's time. And then up they jump, braying and yodeling, certain in the knowledge that now this dude who is not me, is ready to feed them. Can you imagine?

Wonders of the animal world. I should tell the Discovery Channel about that weirdo guy and his freak ass animals.

Posted by elenchos | August 21, 2008 3:17 PM

On a similar note:

(Definitely NSFW)

Posted by Hoyt Clagwell | August 21, 2008 6:18 PM

I thought the snoring was hilarious. Kind of like a laugh track...but not.

Posted by Robot | August 21, 2008 7:48 PM

When my cat was smaller, he was even more clingy than he is now (which is saying something). Mid coitus with my ex, I felt something warm and furry plop down on my inner thigh. I was too creeped out after that to continue- my baby kitten had tried to lay down on me during sex, and I could never really feel safe doing it with him in the room again.

Posted by Sara | August 21, 2008 7:56 PM
27 I remember why I am a lesbo. I didn't even notice the dog...I was too busy hoping like hell that guy wasn't going to catch it in his mouth..
Great, now my pop-ups include gay porn. Thanks, Dan!

Posted by Joy | August 21, 2008 8:10 PM

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