Slog - Comments on The Pug Stays in the Picture http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture A boy and his dog... and his dick, too, the boy's dick in there somewhere. I must confess that, as the frequently mortified co-owner of a yappy lap dog, well, never you mind. Let's just say that all couples that own small dogs eventually have to make a choice about what's more distracting: the dog outside the bedroom scratching at the door and whining its head off or the dog in the room and sleeping and creeping you out. Still, if we were going to make a film, we'd probably exile the dog to the basement. Or something. Because animals... Copyright 2008 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:27:07 -0800 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:10:46 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by anthony NFSW???

]]> anthony http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110384 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110384 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:38:19 -0800 Comment by sepiolida at least he didn't whack off on the dog.

]]> sepiolida http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110385 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110385 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:39:28 -0800 Comment by Judith Dan Savage, I LOVE you for leading me to youporngay.com. You are a such a hunny.

]]> Judith http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110391 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110391 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:44:07 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball Forget the dick, forget the pug dog. That overly ornate frame on the wall is what grabs me...

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110393 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110393 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:44:50 -0800 Comment by Dan Savage The lampshades are pretty nifty too, if a little '99.

]]> Dan Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110398 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110398 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:47:15 -0800 Comment by boxofbirds yeah, animals in the room while you're having sex is sooooooo distracting.

and creepy.

especially if they watch.

]]> boxofbirds http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110401 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110401 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:51:04 -0800 Comment by cat's eye We have a cat that enjoys the bed rocking in the mornings.

]]> cat's eye http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110415 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110415 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:59:18 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball @5, agreed!

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110431 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110431 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:12:31 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Thank god I've got images off, you pervs.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110446 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110446 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:19:33 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi Is that Paul Rudd?

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110479 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110479 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:42:00 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Is that the tippy-tip-tip of his magic wand I spy there? Urk.

The giant school-style wall clock is pretty Pottery Barn, too.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110505 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110505 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:59:52 -0800 Comment by Jonathon It's not just dogs.... cats are that way too. My siamese kitty can't stand closed doors... I can't even go to the bathroom without him or he cries and cries outside the door.

It is distracting to have him around when I am being intimate, but he's just happy to be there.

]]> Jonathon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110510 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110510 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:01:19 -0800 Comment by Non The errant pet always indicates you're getting real amateur stuff! Not staged porn with bad lighting.

]]> Non http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110525 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110525 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:10:42 -0800 Comment by Travis hey Dan, can you please give do some of us a favor and put that whole 'NSFYW' thing BEFORE the link for the video??

]]> Travis http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110539 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110539 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:19:12 -0800 Comment by Fnarf My pet mosquitoes can make for some uncomfortable moments in the boudoir, too.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110543 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110543 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:21:14 -0800 Comment by Vince At least the dog didn't lap up the spooge.

]]> Vince http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110568 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110568 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:34:42 -0800 Comment by gregg Wow he has a nice, pug.

]]> gregg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110570 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110570 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:36:22 -0800 Comment by Fitz My DC friend's cats would go at it whenever we had sex. And they did it right beside us!

]]> Fitz http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110586 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110586 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:44:22 -0800 Comment by monkey My cat always starts to watch and then gets bored and goes off to sleep.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110602 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110602 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:50:44 -0800 Comment by Dan Fan Dan, I think I am in love with you.

]]> Dan Fan http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110606 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110606 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:53:28 -0800 Comment by Dan Savage Um, Travis? The hyperlink you clicked that took you to the video of that boy was "his dick." Do you really need an NSFW before clicking on the words "his dick"? You couldn't work that out on your own?

]]> Dan Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110626 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110626 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:08:09 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV What a bored looking dog.

I think it's seen it all before.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110627 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110627 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:08:38 -0800 Comment by elenchos So like, what if somebody you know (not me!) often has sex in the morning. Then after a short rest, gets up, puts the coffee on, feeds the dogs and cats, and then has a nice shower? I'm really glad this isn't me because what would happen to this guy would be that after, oh a dozen years or so, his dogs and cats would sort of key into this routine. Animals are smart like that. In tune with the natural world. So in tune that they can basically calculate how soon they will have food in front of them. What I'm saying is, what if this other guy (not me!) had clued his pets into knowing when he was about to come. (BTW, "cum" is illiterate. Plz make note.) So they all sleep soundly, not twitching a whisker, until moments before it's time. And then up they jump, braying and yodeling, certain in the knowledge that now this dude who is not me, is ready to feed them. Can you imagine?

Wonders of the animal world. I should tell the Discovery Channel about that weirdo guy and his freak ass animals.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110638 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110638 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:17:48 -0800 Comment by Hoyt Clagwell On a similar note:

www.luriddigs.com

(Definitely NSFW)

]]> Hoyt Clagwell http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110811 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110811 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:18:19 -0800 Comment by Robot I thought the snoring was hilarious. Kind of like a laugh track...but not.

]]> Robot http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110844 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110844 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:48:07 -0800 Comment by Sara When my cat was smaller, he was even more clingy than he is now (which is saying something). Mid coitus with my ex, I felt something warm and furry plop down on my inner thigh. I was too creeped out after that to continue- my baby kitten had tried to lay down on me during sex, and I could never really feel safe doing it with him in the room again.

]]> Sara http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110849 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110849 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:56:42 -0800 Comment by Joy ugh...now I remember why I am a lesbo. I didn't even notice the dog...I was too busy hoping like hell that guy wasn't going to catch it in his mouth..
Great, now my pop-ups include gay porn. Thanks, Dan!

]]> Joy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110854 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/the_pug_stays_in_the_picture#c1110854 Sex Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:10:46 -0800