The owner of the missing something (turns out it was a cat) has informed me that the matter has been handed over to cops and can no longer benefit from public display of the ‘wanted’ posters. So I took the “Ballard Mystery” post down. Carry on.
Glad to see the cops stopped wasting my tax dollars looking for medical marijuana and went back to their real jobs that our law says are far more important like the Great Cat Mystery of Ballard.
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But now it's even more of a mystery. What's really going on in Ballard?
Someone was an asshole. Where's the mystery?
Why would you take down the post? That's like wiping the fact that this incident ever happened from the history books.
But- I wanted to ask about the Shampoo ad! Were those "I can't wait to wash your hair again" signs actually a marketing scheme???!
Glad to see the cops stopped wasting my tax dollars looking for medical marijuana and went back to their real jobs that our law says are far more important like the Great Cat Mystery of Ballard.
(actually, I'm serious here)
Plus ungood Mr. Smith, you will now need to consign this post to the memory hole.
Slog 04.08.08 doubleplusungood refs crimethink malreported Ballard Mystery rectify. Rewrite fullwise unsub antefiling.