2008 But Aren’t We All Carriers of Feces and Urine?
posted by August 13 at 11:47 AM
onFrom QT, a terrific items column in the Chicago Sun-Times:
News Item: Denver bans the carrying of feces and urine for ”nefarious purposes” as the Democratic Convention nears.A move that law-abiding carriers of urine and feces can only applaud.
Here’s the original story.
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Rats. I would've gotten away with it, too.
I just hope they find a way to beat the anarchists into pulps off-camera both in Denver and St. Paul. No Chicago '68, please.
It ain't feces until it's shat.
As long as pig's blood is OK. Man, that scene in "Carrie" was hilarious.
Sir, put your hands in the air and drop your feces!
hmmm, and I wonder - if carrying feces is illegal, how about carrying a single faex?
What's with the governments continued anti-monkey privilege? The use of feces and urine for nefarious purposes is deeply ingrained in simian history and culture--criminalizing that right is out and out discrimination.
#4, hmmm... fascinating. Like magma and lava. What is it called before?
@9 - they're called rocks.
The Feces and Urine should be easily washed away by all the rain that Focus on the Family has scheduled, shouldn't it?
The footage of Republicans flinging poo would be priceless, though. Finally, politics becomes the Discovery Channel.
I think they should ban men from the convention, since every penis can potentially be used for nefarious projectile urine purposes.
NOT SO SMUG ABOUT YOUR ABILITY TO PEE STANDING UP NOW, ARE YOU?
But wait! What if 20 protesters suddenly lose control of their bowels? Perhaps the city will consider requiring protesters to "put a cork in it," before coming within two blocks of the convention?
Dan, it's ok as long as you are carrying it inside your body. Like, you know, inside your mouth.
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