Slog - Comments on But Aren't We All Carriers of Feces and Urine? http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u From QT, a terrific items column in the Chicago Sun-Times: News Item: Denver bans the carrying of feces and urine for ''nefarious purposes'' as the Democratic Convention nears. A move that law-abiding carriers of urine and feces can only applaud. Here's the original story.... Copyright 2008 Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:47:54 -0800 Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:59:17 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Non whut

]]> Non http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100101 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100101 2008 Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:08:46 -0800 Comment by Ziggity Rats. I would've gotten away with it, too.

]]> Ziggity http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100111 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100111 2008 Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:13:22 -0800 Comment by Fnarf I just hope they find a way to beat the anarchists into pulps off-camera both in Denver and St. Paul. No Chicago '68, please.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100112 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100112 2008 Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:14:05 -0800 Comment by kinaidos It ain't feces until it's shat.

]]> kinaidos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100118 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100118 2008 Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:16:57 -0800 Comment by Joe M As long as pig's blood is OK. Man, that scene in "Carrie" was hilarious.

]]> Joe M http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100120 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100120 2008 Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:18:42 -0800 Comment by DJSauvage Sir, put your hands in the air and drop your feces!

]]> DJSauvage http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100124 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100124 2008 Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:22:11 -0800 Comment by kinaidos hmmm, and I wonder - if carrying feces is illegal, how about carrying a single faex?

]]> kinaidos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100125 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100125 2008 Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:23:33 -0800 Comment by Mr. Joshua What's with the governments continued anti-monkey privilege? The use of feces and urine for nefarious purposes is deeply ingrained in simian history and culture--criminalizing that right is out and out discrimination.

]]> Mr. Joshua http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100126 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100126 2008 Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:23:33 -0800 Comment by w7ngman #4, hmmm... fascinating. Like magma and lava. What is it called before?

]]> w7ngman http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100127 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100127 2008 Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:24:12 -0800 Comment by tom selleck @9 - they're called rocks.

]]> tom selleck http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100129 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100129 2008 Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:26:47 -0800 Comment by ReverendZ The Feces and Urine should be easily washed away by all the rain that Focus on the Family has scheduled, shouldn't it?

]]> ReverendZ http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100137 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100137 2008 Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:34:02 -0800 Comment by Greg The footage of Republicans flinging poo would be priceless, though. Finally, politics becomes the Discovery Channel.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100145 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100145 2008 Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:38:23 -0800 Comment by exelizabeth I think they should ban men from the convention, since every penis can potentially be used for nefarious projectile urine purposes.

NOT SO SMUG ABOUT YOUR ABILITY TO PEE STANDING UP NOW, ARE YOU?

]]> exelizabeth http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100167 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100167 2008 Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:53:26 -0800 Comment by snarky But wait! What if 20 protesters suddenly lose control of their bowels? Perhaps the city will consider requiring protesters to "put a cork in it," before coming within two blocks of the convention?


]]> snarky http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100706 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1100706 2008 Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:20:03 -0800 Comment by Jim Dan, it's ok as long as you are carrying it inside your body. Like, you know, inside your mouth.

]]> Jim http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1101141 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/08/but_arent_we_all_carriers_of_feces_and_u#c1101141 2008 Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:59:17 -0800