Comments on Barista in Bikini Thows Boiling Water on Flasher in Bra and Panties

Haha! Oooh yeah!

Happosai!!

Why is it that half the time I read some hinky crime story in the local news it takes place in Parkland??

@2: 八宝菜?

@4, the very one!

I LOVE HAPPOSAI!

Um, what does that have to do with the boiling water barista?

he's a total pervert and the entire premise of most Ranma characters is the transformation many characters make when doused with either hot or cold water.

Ah. 八宝斎, the character from Ranma, not 八宝菜, the food. Now it all makes sense.

HA! HAPPOSAI! ^_^

You're a 17 year old slut working at an espresso stand in a bikini, one step (or 25yds) from working a corner.

Get used to it or go work at a bank, you fucking skank baristas with no self respect.

Of course the bikini aspect has nothing to do with the flashing.

I mean, how could a highly sexualized version of a mundane commercial transaction have any bearing on the fact that a perv repeatedly targets the bikini coffee stands?

For god's sake, people.

does anyone have any aloe?

i agree @ 10

this act is just a byproduct of her stupidity.

@10.
So bank tellers deserve to get shot during bank holdups, simply because they decided to take the job?

Police officers deserver to be shot on duty, because they carry guns?

Taxi drivers deserve to be robbed, because that's just part of the job?

Bartenders deserve to have drinks thrown in their face simply because they served them?

Lawyers deserve to be spat upon because they argue in court? Wait, that one may be OK.

When you were 17, what kind of high-paying, office job were you working? Did daddy set you up with your first 12 jobs?

@14: I definitely wasn't wearing a bikini in my retail stocking job, that's for sure.

I was actually pumping gas at a full service station, @14

You are clearly a sex worker who is defensive about something

@15: Hmm, that's not a bad idea...HOT BIKINI STOCKERS...could be a way to draw more customers in these times of flagging retail sales.

Eh, tons of teen girls are already huge slut-bags. If she can earn some bucks to put herself into college for it, all the power to her. Better than giving it away for free to some pimply-faced dropout.

The sadder party here has gotta be the middle-aged guys who patronize her.

@10
Well said man in bra and panties!

It made "Oddball" on "Countdown with Keith Olberman" last night.

i certainly hope the barista is charged with assault with a deadly weapon for her violent actions.

from #10:
"You're a 17 year old slut working at an espresso stand in a bikini, one step (or 25yds) from working a corner.

Get used to it or go work at a bank, you fucking skank baristas with no self respect"

wow, thats rich, what with you being an idiot on the internet who by your rantings against sex workers make you come off as one step away from becoming a sociopath serial killer.

Hah, that water wasn't boiling, it was lukewarm, and didn't hurt a bit! And I had a dry shirt and panties in the trunk! Joke's on you, sweetheart!

Fnarf wins!

Yeah, but truth be told, my nipples are a little sore.