Politics OFBP Marches for Mom, Town A-Twitter!
posted by July 2 at 15:56 PM
onBarack Obama? The Fourth of July? A delicious combination, bursting with patriotic flavor! And if you, like me, have been wondering exactly how the hell OFBP (“Our First Black President”) plans to celebrate the holiday, wonder the hell no more! Barack Obama plans to spend his Fourth marching for my own dear old mom and dad! Check it out (from yesterday’s Montana Standard):
Sen. Barack Obama, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, will participate in Butte’s Fourth of July parade Friday, officials have confirmed.
Yes, they are talking about Butte (Pronounced: Bee-yoot), Montana, that weird little city that I barely admit to being from. Listen:
Mollie Kirk, Butte Celebrations organizer, told The Montana Standard she is expecting a call from the Secret Service about parade logistics.“He’ll be up front, marching with the Democratic Party,” Kirk said Monday. Gov. Brian Schweitzer will possibly accompany Obama, who will either walk or ride in the parade.
Butte is, if I may quote myself (and I may), “a small, mean, dusty old mining town.” My mother, my father, one sister, and my nieces all still live there. Generations of my family are buried there. (My high school job? You guessed it: The Montana fucking Standard.)
Butte has an itsy-bitsy population of about 22,000 (mostly very old) people and a sordid history twice as colorful as a rutting baboon’s butt sack (I won’t get into it). The tragic part is that all the good stuff happened decades ago, long before anyone who is alive now was even born, and Butte has stewed in dusty malaise and small town bluster for a century. The biggest thing to happen there in the last eighty years was a big hole, and the second biggest was a big hole, also.
Weirdly enough, Barack and Hillary both did visit Butte last April, driven blindly by the mad heat of their campaigns—and lady, THAT was earthshaking news. EARTHSHAKING! But this? Barack Obama leading Butte’s Fourth of July Parade? It is going to destroy these people. DESTROY THEM! Especially if he, you know, becomes president.
Well, when he becomes president, I mean. When, dammit!
The best part of it all, for many reasons, is that I grew up in Butte, and I don’t think I even laid eyes on a real black person until I was circa 14 years old. That wasn’t, well, from television. The irony is crushing.
But, you know. Yay, progress!
I’ll be sure to have exclusive photos from the event, courtesy of mom.
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Hmm, what are the odds of a VP announcement at the end of the parade?
Love the patriotic fan there on the house. If only I could justify buying oodles of bunting and pleated fans for our house. . .
i'll be in Bozeman on the 4th - maybe we'll drive over!
Sweet!
Just saying, fireworks in the mountains are much better than down here in the flatlands.
Quoting yourself in your post?
Adrian, as a fellow small town refugee (me: Arkansas), you continue to earn my l-u-v and devotion.
I'm stuck in Dillon, MT for the whole summer doing field geology. But Butte is only an hour away! I was one of the couple thousand stuck outside of the Key in Seattle when he came. Barack on the 4th?!?
I'm as happy as a pig in shit!
This is a strange location for Obama to spend his 4th of Jul...
OBAMA IS A SECRET WHITE MAN!!!
Adrian,this is all you son.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXbL9V2fido
"dusty malaise..." I love it.
Brian Schweitzer for VP.
I've been pronouncing Butte wrong all these years. Sorry, uh, Bee-yoot.
I love you, Adrian.
I gotta say, I thought that Butte was kind of stunning when I drove through it a few years ago. The setting was all craggy peaks and pastel desert colors, and the town itself looked like nothing much had changed since Kennedy was shot. The place made me think of lemonade stands and sun-warmed bicycle seats and the glorious feeling of running through a sprinkler on a hot day. But then again, I think Baker City (Oregon) is one of most charming places on earth, so I recognize that my standards for civic appeal are a bit strange.
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