Teh Internets It’s Fucking Broken!
posted by on July 15 at 16:25 PM
The Presurfer has a link to a website called The Blog Cuss-O-Meter. It’s supposed to tell you how many cusswords are on your blog.
Unfortunately, the site seems to be broken:
See? If the shitsucker says that Slog’s got abso-fucking-lutely no swears on it, the cocksucker’s obviously gone tits-up. I wonder if all the motherfucking swears on Slog somehow shoved a stick up the Cuss-O-Meter’s goddamned ass and broke it off?
Heavens to Betsy!
God fucking dammit, Paul, you missed some of the cunting words!
All the cussing overloaded the circuits.
It gave up counting the swears after infinity.
Excuse my French, but that's the Fnarfiest thing I've ever read.
Broken. :( Every website I entered came up as 0%. I want Slog to win!!! Dammit!
Crap! Bring back what's-her-face!
#7, but that would cost another, oh, $100.
And after all those years I spent learning not to swear once I made Corporal ...
Think of the children, you ass!
All the cuss words on Slog seem to been complicated compound, hyphenated, or made up swear words. Practically 100% four-letter free as much as I can tell.
Swearing is crass. I prefer to murmur a blue oath when I am perturbed.
Fuck.com comes in at 0% too. It's broke.
it wasn't broken for me. i just keyed in my site: it has a 31% average. i shall wield it as a badge of unclassy honor. try it again.
I just tested Slog, and it says that it contains 26.5 % cussing.
Yeah, I just got 26.5 too. Well done!
I wonder if it crawled into the archive? that could take it awhile, though it might return "busy" or "not available" rather than 0% if it was still working.
@13, http://fnarf.blogspot.com/ got 6%
OMG, http://www.horsesass.org/ got 75.8%, Slog has been pwned
So much for @11's speculation on compound words, though one has to wonder why horesesass didn't get 100%
My site got 22.8%. That seems a bit low. My last three posts were about anal fucking for chrissakes.
I put in the rude pundit's site and he only got 33%.
Something is not right.
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