Slog - Comments on It's Fucking Broken! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken The Presurfer has a link to a website called The Blog Cuss-O-Meter. It's supposed to tell you how many cusswords are on your blog. Unfortunately, the site seems to be broken: See? If the shitsucker says that Slog's got abso-fucking-lutely no swears on it, the cocksucker's obviously gone tits-up. I wonder if all the motherfucking swears on Slog somehow shoved a stick up the Cuss-O-Meter's goddamned ass and broke it off?... Copyright 2008 Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:25:07 -0800 Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:45:44 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Hartiepie Heavens to Betsy!

]]> Hartiepie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074004 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074004 Teh Internets Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:30:09 -0800 Comment by Greg God fucking dammit, Paul, you missed some of the cunting words!

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074011 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074011 Teh Internets Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:33:44 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi All the cussing overloaded the circuits.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074015 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074015 Teh Internets Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:35:36 -0800 Comment by David It gave up counting the swears after infinity.

]]> David http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074023 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074023 Teh Internets Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:38:57 -0800 Comment by The Incredible Snarf Excuse my French, but that's the Fnarfiest thing I've ever read.

]]> The Incredible Snarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074026 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074026 Teh Internets Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:40:13 -0800 Comment by Mary T Broken. :( Every website I entered came up as 0%. I want Slog to win!!! Dammit!

]]> Mary T http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074033 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074033 Teh Internets Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:43:52 -0800 Comment by leek Crap! Bring back what's-her-face!

]]> leek http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074038 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074038 Teh Internets Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:51:53 -0800 Comment by w7ngman #7, but that would cost another, oh, $100.

]]> w7ngman http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074045 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074045 Teh Internets Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:55:31 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle And after all those years I spent learning not to swear once I made Corporal ...

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074046 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074046 Teh Internets Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:55:46 -0800 Comment by Newt Think of the children, you ass!

]]> Newt http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074061 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074061 Teh Internets Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:06:10 -0800 Comment by Dougsf All the cuss words on Slog seem to been complicated compound, hyphenated, or made up swear words. Practically 100% four-letter free as much as I can tell.

]]> Dougsf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074092 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074092 Teh Internets Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:32:27 -0800 Comment by Lydia Smythe-Bloomingdale Swearing is crass. I prefer to murmur a blue oath when I am perturbed.

]]> Lydia Smythe-Bloomingdale http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074145 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074145 Teh Internets Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:05:51 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Fuck.com comes in at 0% too. It's broke.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074168 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074168 Teh Internets Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:07:19 -0800 Comment by pretentious it wasn't broken for me. i just keyed in my site: it has a 31% average. i shall wield it as a badge of unclassy honor. try it again.

]]> pretentious http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074212 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074212 Teh Internets Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:48:39 -0800 Comment by Patrick I just tested Slog, and it says that it contains 26.5 % cussing.

]]> Patrick http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074261 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074261 Teh Internets Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:51:53 -0800 Comment by Levislade Yeah, I just got 26.5 too. Well done!

]]> Levislade http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074290 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074290 Teh Internets Wed, 16 Jul 2008 08:37:19 -0800 Comment by Epimetheus I wonder if it crawled into the archive? that could take it awhile, though it might return "busy" or "not available" rather than 0% if it was still working.

@13, http://fnarf.blogspot.com/ got 6%

OMG, http://www.horsesass.org/ got 75.8%, Slog has been pwned
So much for @11's speculation on compound words, though one has to wonder why horesesass didn't get 100%

]]> Epimetheus http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074302 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074302 Teh Internets Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:05:52 -0800 Comment by Ryan My site got 22.8%. That seems a bit low. My last three posts were about anal fucking for chrissakes.

I put in the rude pundit's site and he only got 33%.

Something is not right.

]]> Ryan http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074471 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/its_fucking_broken#c1074471 Teh Internets Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:45:44 -0800