News The Morning News
posted by on June 3 at 7:35 AM
The Hospital: Ted Kennedy gets out, Robert Byrd goes in.
Open Borders: Syria agrees to nuclear inspection.
Beefin’: South Koreans riot over fear of dangerous US beef exports.
Sectual Healing: FLDSers get their kids back, promise not to get married so much.
Imagine There’s a Flying Spaghetti Monster: Yoko Ono loses bid to block use of Lennon’s “Imagine” in intelligent design film.
Half a Million Dollar Hunk of Junk: Mothballed Washington ferries could be sold for $450,000.
A Fate Worse Than Death: Teens who broke in, partied in Robert Frost’s home are forced to take poetry class as punishment.
And now, spiders on drugs:
That video is laaaaaaaaaaaame.
Thank you for ruining my morning.
Now, now, Mr. Poe...you have all those spiders down your panties, I reckon.
agree with mr. poe, that video wasn't funny the first several times it's been sent around.. and what's up with the morning news? nothing about clinton conceding? wtf?
The best way to appreciate Robert Frost is to maintain at most only a passing familiarity with poetry.
yoko ono lost a court battle? can't imagine it. heh heh.
My favorite part of the junk article...
What does that mean? Was I not supposed to read the artcle?
Leave it to the British to find the most awesome punishment for those kids.
If it were America, we'd have given them all 3 years in prison, and the guy who bought the beer would be villified in the press, and give 10 years to life.
The British? Give them poetry lessons!
@7: You need more coffee. It happend in Vermont.
"Good fences make good inmates."
Vermont's in Wales, isn't it? They have unicorns there.
OM really confused me. I thought all this time I was wrong for thinking Robert Frost was American.
Don't you have to actually be awake at 7:35 to post "the morning news"? Otherwise it's cheating.
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