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posted by June 3 at 7:35 AMon
Open Borders: Syria agrees to nuclear inspection.
Imagine There’s a Flying Spaghetti Monster: Yoko Ono loses bid to block use of Lennon’s “Imagine” in intelligent design film.
Half a Million Dollar Hunk of Junk: Mothballed Washington ferries could be sold for $450,000.
A Fate Worse Than Death: Teens who broke in, partied in Robert Frost’s home are forced to take poetry class as punishment.
And now, spiders on drugs: