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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Excuse Me, Guy at the Next Table…

posted by on May 20 at 12:33 PM

I couldn’t help but notice that your pendulous cotton nutsack is showing.

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It takes Seattle a month to figure out how to dress in warm weather. One (1) month. Don't be impatient.

Posted by elenchos | May 20, 2008 12:43 PM

Name that restaurant!

Posted by kid icarus | May 20, 2008 12:48 PM

It's a pocket for God's sake! What could possibly be wrong with that? Are we now to have daily pockets-in-public sightings?

Posted by inkweary | May 20, 2008 12:53 PM

Actually, I think it's a pendulous cotton colostomy bag.

Posted by c | May 20, 2008 12:55 PM

Looks like a case of a member of the Capitol Hill One-Nutters inadvertently giving away the location of the "memento."
(Apologies to Bobby Sam, if he ever reads the Slog.)

Posted by Spoogie | May 20, 2008 12:56 PM

Someone has some serious coinage going on...

or porn arcade tokens.

Posted by michael strangeways | May 20, 2008 1:02 PM

He's going to pay for his meal in change is my guess. Lord knows how his shorts even stayed up on the walk over.

Posted by Dougsf | May 20, 2008 1:10 PM

This is the stupidest Slog post ever.

It is also the funniest Slog post ever. Bless you.

Posted by Fnarf | May 20, 2008 1:22 PM

That could be a tumor. Shame on you for laughing.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | May 20, 2008 1:44 PM

Lin-DY WEST! Lin-DY WEST! Lin-DY WEST! Lin-DY WEST! Who do we want? LINDY! When do we want her? NOW!

Posted by poster Girl | May 20, 2008 1:47 PM

Lindas is a non-judgemental cotton nutsack haven. Some people can't afford money that folds. Be nice.

Posted by ctrl | May 20, 2008 1:47 PM

Oh dear. No man should wear those shorts. But, elenchos @1 is right...Washingtonians need a soak (ha ha) period to practice proper summer wear.

Posted by laterite | May 20, 2008 2:01 PM

bull nuts fantasy day - or just horns all around?

cute, been there 'cause this country boy fills his pockets too

and, yes, next come the hitches and possible bare ass as this type of guy does not wear underwear or socks, ever

Posted by John | May 20, 2008 2:01 PM

Bwwa ha haa..... Do your pockets hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow...

Haarrrr...oh, that makes my belly hurt. Thank you, Lindy.

Posted by two shoes | May 20, 2008 2:02 PM

Oh, nut jokes . . . that's what this blog needs more of.

Posted by shub-negrorath | May 20, 2008 2:14 PM

IT eeez Shpringk! Stop de shtoringk of de nutzez!

Posted by Polka lips now! | May 20, 2008 2:25 PM

It's so painful to realize that anyplace I am thanks to camera phones and the internet I can have a picture taken of me without my knowing it and it can be posted on a blog somewhere for ironic hipsters to mock.

That being said, I'm strangely attracted to that guy's thigh.

Posted by PopTart | May 20, 2008 2:59 PM

PopTart, have you been to a Slog Party?
We're not that hip...

Posted by michael strangeways | May 20, 2008 3:03 PM


Posted by Greg | May 20, 2008 3:20 PM


It's just a sack of skin!
It holds your testes in!
Don't overload 'em!
Or you'll explode 'em, your scrotum, hooray!

Posted by MR. Language Person | May 20, 2008 4:10 PM

@18 I was at Slog Happy this month for trivia. I was drunk, I said stupid things. There were definitely hip people there. And ironic people too. And sometimes they were both hip and ironic.

Regardless, I still find it painful to realize that I could star in a "Glamour Don't" post somewhere on the internet at any time. I mean, I can't be fabulous 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, that would be exhausting.

Posted by PopTart | May 20, 2008 4:20 PM

Maybe he's just wearing a giant flannel towel?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | May 20, 2008 4:25 PM

Is that ... Christopher Frizzells's ENORMOUS POCKET?

Posted by CP | May 20, 2008 6:04 PM

It's posts like this that strike fear into the hearts of dead tree media editors and publishers. Boy, the internet is on fire.

Posted by Bob | May 20, 2008 8:56 PM

Hmmmm, Lindy, did you come from the Portland Mercury?

Posted by Mrs. Jarvie | May 21, 2008 12:26 AM

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