Slog - Comments on Excuse Me, Guy at the Next Table... http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table I couldn't help but notice that your pendulous cotton nutsack is showing.... Copyright 2008 Tue, 20 May 2008 12:33:57 -0800 Wed, 21 May 2008 00:26:42 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by elenchos It takes Seattle a month to figure out how to dress in warm weather. One (1) month. Don't be impatient.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028376 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028376 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 12:43:03 -0800 Comment by kid icarus Name that restaurant!

]]> kid icarus http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028385 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028385 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 12:48:41 -0800 Comment by inkweary It's a pocket for God's sake! What could possibly be wrong with that? Are we now to have daily pockets-in-public sightings?

]]> inkweary http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028391 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028391 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 12:53:25 -0800 Comment by c Actually, I think it's a pendulous cotton colostomy bag.

]]> c http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028395 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028395 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 12:55:46 -0800 Comment by Spoogie Looks like a case of a member of the Capitol Hill One-Nutters inadvertently giving away the location of the "memento."
(Apologies to Bobby Sam, if he ever reads the Slog.)

]]> Spoogie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028397 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028397 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 12:56:35 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways Someone has some serious coinage going on...

or porn arcade tokens.

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028409 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028409 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 13:02:59 -0800 Comment by Dougsf He's going to pay for his meal in change is my guess. Lord knows how his shorts even stayed up on the walk over.

]]> Dougsf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028420 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028420 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 13:10:14 -0800 Comment by Fnarf This is the stupidest Slog post ever.

It is also the funniest Slog post ever. Bless you.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028431 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028431 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 13:22:55 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball That could be a tumor. Shame on you for laughing.

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028462 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028462 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 13:44:48 -0800 Comment by poster Girl Lin-DY WEST! Lin-DY WEST! Lin-DY WEST! Lin-DY WEST! Who do we want? LINDY! When do we want her? NOW!

]]> poster Girl http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028466 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028466 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 13:47:55 -0800 Comment by ctrl Lindas is a non-judgemental cotton nutsack haven. Some people can't afford money that folds. Be nice.

]]> ctrl http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028467 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028467 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 13:47:57 -0800 Comment by laterite Oh dear. No man should wear those shorts. But, elenchos @1 is right...Washingtonians need a soak (ha ha) period to practice proper summer wear.

]]> laterite http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028488 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028488 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 14:01:00 -0800 Comment by John bull nuts fantasy day - or just horns all around?

cute, been there 'cause this country boy fills his pockets too

and, yes, next come the hitches and possible bare ass as this type of guy does not wear underwear or socks, ever

]]> John http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028490 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028490 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 14:01:51 -0800 Comment by two shoes Bwwa ha haa..... Do your pockets hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow...

Haarrrr...oh, that makes my belly hurt. Thank you, Lindy.

]]> two shoes http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028493 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028493 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 14:02:42 -0800 Comment by shub-negrorath Oh, nut jokes . . . that's what this blog needs more of.

]]> shub-negrorath http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028523 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028523 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 14:14:46 -0800 Comment by Polka lips now! IT eeez Shpringk! Stop de shtoringk of de nutzez!

]]> Polka lips now! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028538 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028538 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 14:25:27 -0800 Comment by PopTart It's so painful to realize that anyplace I am thanks to camera phones and the internet I can have a picture taken of me without my knowing it and it can be posted on a blog somewhere for ironic hipsters to mock.

That being said, I'm strangely attracted to that guy's thigh.

]]> PopTart http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028564 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028564 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 14:59:48 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways PopTart, have you been to a Slog Party?
We're not that hip...

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028569 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028569 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 15:03:18 -0800 Comment by Greg SCROTUM!

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028599 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028599 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 15:20:33 -0800 Comment by MR. Language Person @19.

It's just a sack of skin!
SCROTUM!
It holds your testes in!
SCROTUM!
Don't overload 'em!
Or you'll explode 'em, your scrotum, hooray!

]]> MR. Language Person http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028640 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028640 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 16:10:35 -0800 Comment by PopTart @18 I was at Slog Happy this month for trivia. I was drunk, I said stupid things. There were definitely hip people there. And ironic people too. And sometimes they were both hip and ironic.

Regardless, I still find it painful to realize that I could star in a "Glamour Don't" post somewhere on the internet at any time. I mean, I can't be fabulous 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, that would be exhausting.

]]> PopTart http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028650 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028650 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 16:20:17 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV Maybe he's just wearing a giant flannel towel?

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028660 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028660 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 16:25:20 -0800 Comment by CP Is that ... Christopher Frizzells's ENORMOUS POCKET?

]]> CP http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028742 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028742 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 18:04:38 -0800 Comment by Bob It's posts like this that strike fear into the hearts of dead tree media editors and publishers. Boy, the internet is on fire.

]]> Bob http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028804 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028804 Life Tue, 20 May 2008 20:56:31 -0800 Comment by Mrs. Jarvie Hmmmm, Lindy, did you come from the Portland Mercury?

]]> Mrs. Jarvie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028886 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/05/excuse_me_guy_at_the_next_table#c1028886 Life Wed, 21 May 2008 00:26:42 -0800