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I'm guessing most of ladies out there aren't disappointed that they're not riding the subway with ass-golf guy trying to peek down their top.

Posted by left coast | April 18, 2008 12:03 PM
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not sure why you might assume the trains are any more pee-free than a bus. the seats are yellow on the orange B-D-F lines to encourage more people to sit in a puddle on the way to work.

oh, and just a tip for tourists:
if you're wondering why people are packed into every car but one when the train pulls in, just get on the 'empty' car and breathe. seattle homeless get nowhere near the levels of the cultivated subway stank.

Posted by chops | April 18, 2008 12:30 PM
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The empty car is either not air conditioned in the summer or not heated in the winter. Also, it's pretty much once a month that you're going to see someone genitals on the train whether it's defecating between cars or just an old pervert playing with it.

Posted by left coast | April 18, 2008 12:36 PM
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What's so romantic about a subway? I saw worse things on the red line in Boston than I've seen out here. Rails instead of tires don't make the people on the thing more civilized.

Posted by Lythea | April 18, 2008 3:02 PM
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This makes me think of that "What What In the Butt" youtube video/song.

Posted by Katelyn | April 18, 2008 4:29 PM
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oh, man. i knew it had to exist. it's just funny that seattle brought me this little slice of new york i'd been missing since living here. but, new york doesn't necessarily provide the passive-aggression so essential to the existance of 'i saw yous' in seattle. dudes, and probably ladies, are just more assertive here. srsly. i'm dating a dude i met on the subway. in seattle, this dude wouldn't have existed to me. he would have just written an 'i saw you' and/or a song about a seeing a pretty girl that he couldn't get up the balls to talk to. here, he gets ass, and i get a hilarious, pompous playmate.

Posted by nomi malone | April 18, 2008 10:12 PM
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@5 - now that was a funny vid!

Posted by Will in Seattle | April 19, 2008 2:33 AM
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Posted by Jackie | April 23, 2008 4:26 AM
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Posted by Jackie | April 23, 2008 4:26 AM

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