Slog - Comments on A Compelling Reason For Trains http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/a_compelling_reason_for_trains Subway Crush, which operates like an I Saw U and an I, Anonymous for the New York Subway system: am rarely on the shuttle train since it just runs between two horrible place....BUT....BUTT! Girl with the tight tights on around noon...I wrote a poem about your butt, here it goes: I would like to play golf with your butt, With my club I will putt. I would like to eat with your butt, Lets go to Pizza Hut. and Friday night: You thought it was a good idea to smoke a philly blunt on the L train from Bedford Ave... Copyright 2008 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:45:01 -0800 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:26:48 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by left coast I'm guessing most of ladies out there aren't disappointed that they're not riding the subway with ass-golf guy trying to peek down their top.

]]> left coast http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/a_compelling_reason_for_trains#c1001706 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/a_compelling_reason_for_trains#c1001706 City Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:03:16 -0800 Comment by chops not sure why you might assume the trains are any more pee-free than a bus. the seats are yellow on the orange B-D-F lines to encourage more people to sit in a puddle on the way to work.

oh, and just a tip for tourists:
if you're wondering why people are packed into every car but one when the train pulls in, just get on the 'empty' car and breathe. seattle homeless get nowhere near the levels of the cultivated subway stank.

]]> chops http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/a_compelling_reason_for_trains#c1001753 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/a_compelling_reason_for_trains#c1001753 City Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:30:55 -0800 Comment by left coast The empty car is either not air conditioned in the summer or not heated in the winter. Also, it's pretty much once a month that you're going to see someone genitals on the train whether it's defecating between cars or just an old pervert playing with it.

]]> left coast http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/a_compelling_reason_for_trains#c1001765 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/a_compelling_reason_for_trains#c1001765 City Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:36:20 -0800 Comment by Lythea What's so romantic about a subway? I saw worse things on the red line in Boston than I've seen out here. Rails instead of tires don't make the people on the thing more civilized.

]]> Lythea http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/a_compelling_reason_for_trains#c1002014 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/a_compelling_reason_for_trains#c1002014 City Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:02:04 -0800 Comment by Katelyn This makes me think of that "What What In the Butt" youtube video/song.

]]> Katelyn http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/a_compelling_reason_for_trains#c1002118 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/a_compelling_reason_for_trains#c1002118 City Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:29:35 -0800 Comment by nomi malone oh, man. i knew it had to exist. it's just funny that seattle brought me this little slice of new york i'd been missing since living here. but, new york doesn't necessarily provide the passive-aggression so essential to the existance of 'i saw yous' in seattle. dudes, and probably ladies, are just more assertive here. srsly. i'm dating a dude i met on the subway. in seattle, this dude wouldn't have existed to me. he would have just written an 'i saw you' and/or a song about a seeing a pretty girl that he couldn't get up the balls to talk to. here, he gets ass, and i get a hilarious, pompous playmate.

]]> nomi malone http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/a_compelling_reason_for_trains#c1002272 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/a_compelling_reason_for_trains#c1002272 City Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:12:41 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle @5 - now that was a funny vid!

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/a_compelling_reason_for_trains#c1002299 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/04/a_compelling_reason_for_trains#c1002299 City Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:33:12 -0800 Comment by Jackie when laid down I glanced at the long rows of beds, each of which was http://idisk.mac.com/freemoviesofmusclarl/Public/1/lesbian-kissing-film-on-the-web.html >lesbian kissing film on the web destroyed Mr Rochester was not to me what he had been for he was sagtdbuzini

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