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Friday, March 14, 2008

Philosopher’s Song

posted by on March 14 at 10:15 AM

I. Thesis

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II. Antithesis

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III. Synthesis

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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable/

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table/

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel/

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel!

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1

I am laughing. SO hard.

I love you.

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 14, 2008 10:21 AM
2

When Charles Mudede returned to SLOG
To retrieve his Foucault from storage
He declaimed, "Oh no! That mean Mr. Poe
Has eaten all of my porridge!"

Posted by Jeff Stevens | March 14, 2008 10:22 AM
3

What's the internet equivalent of a standing ovation?

Whatever it is, I give it.

(If there isn't a preexisting symbol for a standing O, i propose this: |||O)

Posted by David Schmader | March 14, 2008 10:23 AM
4

I agree, Bravo. That IS Poe.

Posted by Fnarf | March 14, 2008 10:27 AM
5

Nice pic.

And the one of Mr. Poe too.

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 14, 2008 10:47 AM
6

Brilliant!

Posted by Bustamante! | March 14, 2008 10:53 AM
7

As for the first pic, sorry I didn't put on anything more modest before you came over with a camera. Embarassing for me!

Posted by Ari Spool | March 14, 2008 11:14 AM
8

That was good...AND we got the obligatory Mudede spoof out of the way.

Now, NO ONE else can do it, he said warningly...

Posted by michael strangeways | March 14, 2008 11:28 AM
9

Holy crap. That is hilarious.

Posted by dannyspkrspkr | March 15, 2008 12:10 AM

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